A/N: This is the kind of story that is born at 12:30 in the morning…after a bar of chocolate…I don't own P.J.A.T.O., Rick Riordan does. Silly children. R&R!
Annabeth woke up, stretching. She yawned and fully opened her eyes, and saw Tyson staring evilly down at her.
"Uh, hi, Tyson…"
Tyson grinned largely.
"ANNABETH," he screamed, "PERCY AND YOU AND ME CAN RIDE THE POTATO CHIP VAN TODAY!"
Annabeth was truly confused. Tyson kept staring at her with that maniacal grin.
"Tyson?" she chided gently, "What is the Potato Chip Van?"
Tyson frowned and shook his shoulders. He glared at her. He said in a deep voice, straight from Hades's den,
"Annabeth Chase. You will come with me."
He broke into a silly grin, and danced around. Annabeth got up, and sighed. Then, after a random spas attack, she began to dance the tango with Tyson. Around the Athena cabin they danced, with the children of Athena staring at them and giving nutso signs. Annabeth dipped down, and then did a somersault into the bathroom. Tyson followed her, and Annabeth made a sound like a toucan.
"No, no, Tyson, this is only for girls. Shoo!"
Annabeth broke out into "Shoo, Fly, Don't Bother Me". Except it was an opera version. And with that, she took a deep bow, and tap-danced into the shower. Fifteen minutes later, Tyson and Annabeth were walking to the Arena, where the Camp Half-Blood Bob Dylan Look-alike Contest was being held. The contestants were Percy, Clarisse, the Dionysus twins, and Silena. The speakers crackled to life.
"Hello, after much deliberation, we have decided that Silena looks most like Bob Dylan!"
Percy walked over to Tyson and Annabeth, and pouted.
"I want fish sticks."
Annabeth rolled her eyes. "Percy, that would be like cannibalism."
Percy's eyes narrowed, and in his pocket he pulled out a black felt fedora. He grabbed a cane from his jacket pocket, and proceeded to turn around and tap his foot, holding the cane, and placed the fedora on this head, perched awkwardly.
He turned around, and began to tap-dance. And sing.
"Oh, my oh my, what would I do for a slice of pie?
Would I eat LifeSavers?
Or maybe I want fish sticks
So bready and fleshy
They taste like chicken
Or maybe not
I know Dad would be mad
If he knew I am in love with them
It's like eating my flesh
In front of Grover
(Guitar solo from Grover)
BREAK IT DOWN!
(Ice Ice Baby plays)
Yo, my name is Percy!
I'm a son of the Sea god,
P-O-S-E-I-D-O-N!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!"
He dropped his gaze, and Tyson began to clap. Annabeth elbowed him. She grabbed Percy by the arm, and dragged him to the Camp Macaroni Train, where they had a delightful dinner of-guess what?-fish sticks.
The End.
A/N: Did you like it? It was random…sorry! R&R!
