Hey guys, this is my first ever story on fanfiction! I have a guest here to celebrate it with me too...- laughs menacingly-

" Listen you crazy wackadoodle, you need to let me go! Max is waiting for me!"

Did I forgett to mention that my guest's name is Fang? Whoops...awkward.

" I will never let you go! Mwahahahaha..."

Now on with the story.

Disclaimer: -tear- I sadly, do not own Maximum Ride.

Max POV

Well, at least I didn' t get any of his blood on my shirt, I thought as I looked around the ever familiar room. You see, this is not my first time at the principals office. Apparently, I'm not supposed to break the nose of a certain quarterback, who slapped my ass at lunch. Well, I didn't just break his nose... I'm almost certain he will never be able to have children, but hey, he brought it upon himself.

While, I was thinking of other ways I could've brought the Wrath-of-Max-Destruction upon him, the principals secretary, , called me into his office. Where low and behold, my mom was waiting for me talking to Mr. Quimby, our school principal in hushed tones. When they saw me sit down they both stopped and stared at me for what felt like an etternity. I couldn't take it anymore.

"What?" I demanded, get more annoyed each second.

"Max, under normal circumstances, I think suspension would be involved, but instead you have detention for the next 2 weeks. I am sorry things turned out this way." said .

Ok, so when he said "normal circumstances" he means 6 months ago when Jeb my biological father walked out on My mom, sister, and I for a bottle-blonded bimbo, with an IQ equivalent of a small rodent. To say the least, I have been quite pissed these last couple of months. Especially since I wasn't the most cheery of people before.

" Thank you so much, Mr. Quimby. I assure you, when Max, and I get home we will have a very long talk." Wow. When my mom said that she shot me a glare that could probably make the Grim Reaper flinch.

"Wait, their is more. Tomorrow, we will be getting a transfer student from California. I would like you, Max, to show him around school."

Oh. Shit.

" What? Why me?"

"Because I think you need closure, and making a new friend might help." Wow. Way to be blunt.

" I have friends!" well, two. But shouldn't that count for something?

" Max, my desicion is final."

With that, Mom, and I got in the car heading to our small, two-story house in Mesa, AZ . The whole time in the car, I was doing nothing but nodding when I thought she was asking a question, and trying to ignore her. Right when we got home I tuck and rolled out of our car avoiding her, and running into my room.

Fang POV

"Come on Fang! Get out of bed, we need to catch our plane!" Screeched my little sister Angel. Don't let the name fool you. She can be very, very, evil.

"Angel, get out of my room, I'm not going anywhere." I might be a little pissed at having to move across country, leaving all my friends, and going to a new school. I think I'm taking it all very well, actually.

I really hope you caught that really heavy sarcasm people.

"Alright, remember you brought this upon yourself..." Huh?

" What are you talkin- Ahhhhhhh!" See! I told you she was evil! Since you probably can't see what I'm talking about, I will just tell you. SHE POORED FREAKING ICE WATER ALL OVER ME! And yes, all caps are necessary!

" I warned you Fang get up now or I'm gonna go get Mommy's tazer.." Ya I know, for a six year old she is remarcably smart.

" Ok,Ok, I'm up! Remind me to get you a straigt jacket for Christmas." What? You don't think I really will? Just you wait and see.

All she did was giggle and skip out of my room. Bipolar much?

~Time Skip~

Well, we arrived in Arizona. I hate it. Let me explain something to you, I am a guy who's closet consists of mostly black, brown, grey, etc. and since it's July it's already freaking hot enough! Then, just add all my dark clothing and you get a super sweaty and miserable Fang. Ugh.

" Look Fang, there's our new home!" Ok,let me tell you right now that my mom is acting just a little too excited.

" Hey Angel, wake up Iggy, will ya?" Iggy is the other spawn of my mother. I didn't call him my brother because, well, he can act really...how can I say this? Basically he is a HUGE wierdo. So I don't really count him as a human being.

" I call first dibs on the bacon in the fridge!"

If he thinks he's getting the first piece of bacon he's got another thing coming. Oh the joys of family! This is going to be wonderful rest of the day. Once again, heavy sarcasm.