This is set in season one of Roswell after the episode Independence Day.

As for Lexx, it is set during the beginning of Season 4.

It was a cool evening in Roswell, New Mexico.

Kai and Stan went into the small, strange restaurant and sat down at the nearest booth. Liz saw them and immediately believed they were here for the UFO convention.

"Hello, welcome to the crashdown, are ya'll here for the UFO convention?" Kai was about to answer no, but Stan stopped him.

"Um, yes" said Stan.

"I thought so, so what can I get you to drink?"

"I'll just have some water." He said.

She looked at Kai and waited for him to say something, he noticed and replied

"The dead do not require nourishment."

"Okaaaay, I'll be right back with your order."

"You moron, now she thinks we're crazy! Just shut up until we find this granolith, feed it to the lexx, and get the hell out of here!"

Liz went up to Maria with a confused look on her face. "What, what is it?" Maria asked.

"It's those guys over there, their really weird."

"Who travels hundreds of miles for a UFO convention, and isn't weird Liz?"

"I guess" Liz replied

She went back over to the table and sat the drink down.

"Are you ready to order yet?"

"Yes, this looks good what is it?"

Liz leaned over to look at the menu. "Um, that's the Will Smith Burger."

"Yeah, I know, I can read, but what is it?"

"I'm sorry, I-I don't understand."

"The ingredients, what's in it?"

Liz was perplexed "Um, beef, bread, tomatoes…"

"What's a beef… that's meat right?"

"What!" Liz thought. "Yeah, it's meat."

"Okay, I'll have that."

"How do you want it?"

"What?"

"How do you want it cooked?"

"Oh, um, cooked well."

"Well done?"

"Yeah, that's it."

Liz walked to the kitchen. I've met some weirdos during these convention, but sheesh. "Michael, I need one will smith burger, well done"

"Got it."

She heard the door open and saw Max walk in alone. She smiled to herself. He went and sat down at the booth across from where Stan and Kai were sitting. Kai looked at Stan. "Stan, I do not believe that man is completely human."

"He looks fine to me, so how the hell would you know"

"It is one of the gifts which the Brunnen-G possess, we should follow him when he leaves, he may know where this granolith is."

"This is great, we'll be off of this primitive piece of crap planet in no time! And this granolith should last the lexx for years!"

Liz went over to Max. "Hi, Max." She attempted to sound sultry.

"Hey, Liz." They shared a moment staring at each other in silence.

"So, um, what do you want?"

"I think I'm going to have the shake and a cherry coke". He tried to sound as casual as possible.

"Shake and a cherry coke, coming right up." She gave him her sexiest smile, and skipped her way to the counter.

After watching the encounter between the two, Kai turned to Stan

"The creature appears to have a human love interest."

Stan looked at Kai quizzically, "Nice way of putting it, He appears to be banging her, why else would he be so happy." Kai had no response but a raised eyebrow.

About an hour later, Max paid, said goodbye to Liz, and walked outside. Kai and Stan followed him outside.

"Hey you didn't pay!" Liz tried to call after them. But they were already gone.

"I believe we were supposed to commence a financial transaction upon the completion of your meal." Kai said to Stan after they exited the Crashdown.

"Who cares, all that matters is the granolith."

Max was too occupied with thoughts of Liz to notice he was being followed. That's when Stan stepped out in front of him.