What's this? A sequel? Wow. Who would've guessed? Well, me and my good pal TotalDramaKingdomHearts bring to you what the majority of you all have been asking for! :D Read on my lovelies! READ I SAY! ! ! !


Chris McLean stands on the Dock of Shame, smiling his pearly white, million dollar dentures. Uh, I mean smile.

"Hello viewers of Canada and beyond!" he says happily as the camera zooms in, "This season, some of our lovely challengers from last season will be joining us at a brand new space headquarters that I had so luckily found!" Chef clears his throat behind him.

"You mean the space HQ that I found?" Chris waved him off.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Anywho~, with all the fancy things I made Chef dig up, I was able to make a brand new season! So join us here every week for brand new drama, brand new relationships, all new challenges, and a whopping 2 million dollar prize!" He holds up a large suitcase, a grin on his face. "Ha ha! Who will survive? Who will climb to the top? And at what cost? Find out, right here, on Total. Drama-" all of a sudden, he was hit in the face with a flip-flop, and he fell to the ground. A brown haired girl wearing red skinny jeans and a black tank top walked on screen. She placed the flip-flop back on her foot.

"Hey! What the hell man? I told you to wait for me before you start the show!" Chris stood up and dusted himself off.

"I would have, but then I realized that you would have took up too much me time on screen." she narrowed her eyes at him. "Can I finish now?" She crossed her arms.

"I'm doing it!" she said, standing in front of the camera. She smiled. "Ahem, I, Rosa, am your brand new host this season along with Chrissy boy here. Stay tuned, because when we come back, you get to see which one of your favorite contestants are returning. This is Total. Drama. Reach for the Stars!"

*Theme Song Plays*

Chris is shown next to Rosa and Chef, rubbing his cheek.

"That really hurt, Rosa..." he complained.

"Suck it up." she replied, popping her gum.

"The first boat is here!" Chef announced as a boat began to come towards the dock. Chris removed his hand from his face and smiled at the arriving person. A white-haired boy jumped off the boat, a bored expression on his face and a guitar strapped to his back.

"Looks like last season's winner is the first to arrive! How ya been, Orion?" Orion shrugged.

"The money made life run smoother, but is there really a reason for me to be back here?" Chris holds up a huge stack of paper.

"Yes. It's called a contract." he sticks his thumb out at Rosa.

"Who's that?" Rosa held out her hand. Orion shook it.

"The name's Rosa! Unfortunately, Chris' sister married my dad, so I have the dishonor of being his step-niece...or niece-in-law...or something like that."

"Shut up Rosa, next contestant is here!" she took off her flip-flop, glaring at the back of his head. A dirty blond boy hopped off the boat next.

"Oi! How ya been, Chrissy?" his British accent was thick and his eyes shone with excitement.

"John! Nice to have you ba-ACK!" he shouted loudly as Rosa's footwear came in contact with the back of his head. Rosa replaced her flip-flop and bounced over to the laughing John.

"Nice one!" he said, high-fiving her. She beamed at him.

"Thanks! I'm Rosa! Your new host!"

"Co-host!" Chris corrected, rubbing the back of his head. She turned and glared daggers at him, causing him to shut up.

"Um..h-hello?" a small and unsure voice said. Rosa turned back around.

"Hey! I know you! You're Christy!" she said, walking over.

"Yeah," Chris added, "The one who was voted out first." Rosa's flip-flop soared over to him, and he ducked to keep from getting hit in the face. "Ha ha!" when he came back up, he was smacked in the nose with her other one.

"Shut up, McLean!" she shouted before calmly walking Christy over to the other two boys. John wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

"Hey, don't worry about Chris, alright Christy? I'm sure you'll get much further this time 'round!" she nodded and smiled up at him and Orion, who was nodding behind him.

"Thanks." the next person to come off the boat was a tan, brown-haired girl. Her hazel eyes carried a bored expression.

"Jada!" Chris said, clapping his hands together. "So glad you could make it!"

"Like I had a choice." she said, her words dripping with sarcasm. He smiled.

"Good point, now go wait over there." Jada walked over to her friends. The next person to jump off the boat was a handsome, tan boy, his blue eyes glistening with anger. Rosa stared at him, ogling over his body. She walked up to him, smiling brightly, a slight blush on her face.

"Hi! I'm Rosa and-"

"I don't care." he growled, walking past her to the rest. Jada glared at him as he walked past her. Chris laughed and put an arm on her shoulder, using her as a rest.

"I see you've made yourself acquainted with Jason! Wow..he does not look happy." Rosa glared daggers at him before going to stand next to Chef, a bit embarrassed.

"Assholes." she grumbled under her breath. The next person hopped off the boat, black hair swaying, and purple eyes shining.

"I'm back!" she said with an excited giggle.

"Mickey!" Jada, John, and Orion cheered.

"Annalisia! Glad to have you back!" Chris said, smiling. She walked up to him, snatching his wig off and tossing it into the water.

"Glad to be back Chris!" she said with a laugh before going over to her friends. Rosa snickered. Chris hid behind Chef, trying to avoid the camera.

"INTERN!" he screeched, and a meek-looking guy came and handed him another wig before running off-screen. "New rule!" he shouted, turning towards the campers, "No one touches my-"

"Hair?" someone interrupted. Chris turned to see a mass of spiky teal hair.

"And the Ninja Nerd Troy makes his appearance! Still interrupting me I see."

"Still can't grow real hair I see." was his response. Chuckles and snorts ran throughout the crowd of teens. Chris' eye twitched and he points to the others.

"Go." was his simple command. All of a sudden, a Tarzan cry of some sort rang out. Everyone looked around, confused.

"Where is that coming from?" Chef questioned. John smiled widely.

"I think I know, mate!" A flash of brown and white jumped from the trees onto Chef, knocking him hard onto the hardwood dock.

"Madeleine..." Chef groaned begrudgingly as said girl stood on his back.

"Maddie!" John cheered.

"Johnny!" she squealed, running and jumping into his arms. "It's so so so so so so sooooooo good to see you again!"

"Nice to see you too love!"

"Awwwww~!" Jada, Mickey, and Rosa gushed. Jason rolled his eyes.

"And here's the next contestant!" a voice that wasn't Chris' announced. Everyone looked to the beginning of the dock to see yet another familiar face smiling back at them.

"Danny! Finally!" Chris said, sounding relieved and walking up to him. "You're the only normal one that doesn't hate me!" D.P raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah..." he walked past him to Rosa, holding out his hand. "Hello, I'm Danny. You're the only one here that I haven't met yet!" she beams at him and shook his hand.

"Rosa! The new host!"

"Co-host!"

"Cállate!" she shouted at him.

"In English!"

"It means 'Shut up', McLean." a snobby voice said. Everyone groaned as they heard a click-clack of heels approach them.

"Looks like Ms. Snooty is snootier than ever." Jada said, crossing her arms. Orion rolled his eyes.

"I know what you mean." Christy looked down.

"I hope she doesn't make me lose again..." she said softly. Maddie pulled her in for a sideways hug.

"Don't worry about a thing, Lele! If she tries anything, we'll tie her and hang her upside down over the sharks! Hahaha!"

"Lauren!" Chris said, going over to greet the girl, "How's our A-Type doing on this fine day?"

"Horrid!" she shouted. "The boats are too creaky and I have to compete with those losers!" she pointed a polished finger at the rest of the contestants. "Ugh! Can't I at least get a private trailer or something? I simply cannot sleep in the same cabin as those...those...idiots!"

"Well that's rude." Chris turned to greet a short girl jumping off the boat. "You could at least pretend to tolerate us." the girl walked right past Chris and went straight to Rosa, shaking her hand.

"And you're not rude?" Chris grumbled, feeling rejected, "Hypocrite." Kylie ignored him and continued to smile at Rosa.

"Hi, i'm Kylie! I don't think I've seen you here before. Intern?" Rosa inwardly groaned. As if she'd be an intern...for Chris. She shook her head.

"Nope! I'm the new host around here!"

"How many times do I have to say you're my co-host?" Chris said, an aggravated look on his face. She gave him a bored expression.

"How many times do I have to say I really don't care?" was her response. Kylie went to stand with the other campers, passing Jason. She glared at him.

"Jason." she said coldly. He grinned at her.

"Hello again, Beautiful. It's been awhile, hasn't it?"

"Fuck you."

"When and where, gorgeous?" he flirted, leaning in to steal a kiss. All of a sudden, he was pulled back.

"Leave her alone." Orion said, glaring at him. Chris and Rosa watched from a distance as the two boys stared each other down, munching on popcorn.

"Drama already?" Chris said, "I love this bunch!"

"Wow, you weren't joking about the drama huh?" Rosa commented. Chris' grin only grew wider.

"Startin' trouble already? Tsk tsk." Everyone turned their attention from the two boys to the new arrival. The boy dusted off his cowboy hat and placed it back on his head.

"Miah!" John and Troy cheered. Chris and Rosa went to greet him.

"How ya been, Chris?" Jeremiah asked, to which Chris shrugged in response. He turned to Rosa and tipped his hat courteously. "I don't think I've had the pleasure of makin' your acquaintance ma'am. I'm Jeremiah." she smiled at him.

"The name's Rosa, and I'm your new host!" Chris groaned behind her, which she ignored.

"Nice to meet ya!" he said, tipping his hat once more before going over to his friends, who bro hugged him.

"Miah! We missed you bro!" Troy said with a smile.

"Yeah," John agreed, "I was worried that ya weren't gonna come!" Jeremiah laughed and put them both in a headlock.

"Course I came! Who else is gon' keep ya outta trouble?" while they had their little reunion, another clack of heels joined them on the Dock of Shame. Lauren, Jada, and Mickey growled at the tan beauty as she whipped off her sunglasses to scan the crowd. Everyone else groaned.

"Bliss!" Chris greeted with a bright smile, "My drama-maker is here!" She growled at him, and walked past Rosa.

"Hi!" she tried to say, "I'm-"

"Ugly." Bliss snapped, walking over to the rest. Rosa began forward to strike at the self proclaimed princess, but was held back by Chef. Bliss stopped in front of Annalisia and Jada. "Well, well, well, they actually let Annaloser and Jadork back in the game? Shocker. Where's little Bitchrice?" Mickey took a step towards her, fuming.

"Say something else, I dare you." Jada rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, because she's totally scary."

"Please." Bliss scoffed, also rolling her eyes. "You losers are just jealous because everyone knows who's winning this season!"

"Who?" Jada said, mocking confusion, "Us?" she put an arm around Mickey's shoulders. "Because I believe that all of us are three hundred percent positive that you aren't winning shit." Bliss growled at the duo, and pulled back her fist to punch one of them. But before she could, a hand grabbed hers and pulled her back. She whirled around to greet an aggravated face.

"I really don't have the patience for your bullshit." he growled. Rosa raised an eyebrow.

"I like that kid. What's his name?"

"Ren!" Chris smiled, going over to the boy. "Glad you could join us on this fine day!" Ren narrowed his eyes at him.

"Fuck you, McLean." Chris' smile didn't falter, he just wagged his finger in his face.

"Ah ah ah! No cursing!" Ren rolled his eyes and turned to face Mickey, who had a smile on her face and a slight blush on her cheeks.

"Hey, Ren." she said. He smiled at her and gave her a small peck on her lips.

"Hey, Annalisia." he responded.

"Awwwww~!" Jada gushed. Mickey stuck her tongue out at her friend, who laughed.

"Yo Ren!" Orion and Danny shouted, coming to fist-bump their ex-teammate.

"Sup guys?" while those three had their little reunion, the final arrival...well...arrived. He silently stepped on the dock, staring at everyone with unblinking black eyes.

"Eyrik!" Mickey shouted, waving at her friend, who gave her an acknowledging head nod. Lauren and Bliss rolled their eyes.

"The antisocial dork is here." Lauren said, a look of disgust on her face. Mickey shot her a look.

"Why don't you shut the hell up?" she spat.

"Why don't you hide your head in the sand? Your face hurts my eyes." Chris ignored their argument and turned to Eyrik.

"Nice to see you, Eyrik!" Rosa stood behind Chris, watching Eyrik with cautious brown eyes.

"He's weird looking." she whispered.

"I know." he whispered back, keeping on his smile. Eyrik heard, but ignored these comments and made his way to the others. Chris faced the camera and smile.

"Well, there you have it folks! 15 contestants in it to win it for 2. Million. Dollars!" Rosa bumped him off of the screen and smiled at it.

"And if you think this is just some normal season, guess again! Pull the lever, Chef, if you please!" Chef, in his own little corner of the world, pulled a leevr sticking out of the ground. All of a sudden, the island began to shake.

"What the bloody hell is going on? ! ?" John shouted, Maddie, clinging to his back.

"I don't know!" Troy shouted, "But I don't like it!"

"McLean, fix this!" Bliss shouted.

"Now!" Jason agreed.

"Would you all just shut the hell up?" Ren shouted, aggravated.

"Look!" Christy shouted, her voice finally rising above the noise. She pointed towards the center of the island, where a building of some sort began rising from the ground. The island finally stopped shaking.

"Who told you to tell Chef to pull the lever?" Chris yelled at Rosa, "That's my line!" Rosa shrugged

"Oh well, sucks for you Chrissy." she looked back to the camera. "I don't know about last season, but I'll tell you right now, that this season is gonna be the best season ever!" Chris pushed her out of the way to get his camera time.

"Who will take the loot? Who will get the boot? Who will rise above? And who will fall below? Find out! Right here! On Total. Drama-"

"Reach for the Stars!"