What Else Could Happen Today…?
Sasuke walked down the street with two people following him; an extremely too happy pink haired girl who seemed to be like a lost puppy when she wasn't around him, and some random guy with long black hair and yellow eyes. The guy was creepin' him out more the Sakura… He stopped and the two kept walking. They got a little too closer for comfort, as the man reached for Sasuke's shoulder…POOF!! REPLACEMENT JUTSU!!
"SAAAASSSSSSSSUKKKKKEEEEE-KKKUUUUUNNNN!!" The pink-haired one yelled.
"Damn… we were so close… I almost got my chance to rape--I mean…uh…." Said the snake man.
"Orochimaru… listen…Sasuke-kun is mine…and you know that… SO DON'T GO TRYING TO GET SOME FROM HIM!!" She yelled extremely to loud.
Orochimaru couldn't hear anymore thanks to the girl, so he stared at her and thought (The best way to make her die… I GOT IT!!) He then picked her up by the hair and dragged her to the top of the mountain where all of the hokage's faces are…and dropped her. During her descent all you heard was, "BUT I DIDN'T GET TO TOUCH SASUKE-KUN YET!!"
Sasuke shuddered when he heard this, "You have got to be kidding me." Just then he saw Tenten and Ino arranging flowers and Naruto and Lee walking down the street with smirks on their face. They walked past them, kind of afraid of the girls' response of what they were going to do. (A/N- )
Naruto came up to Sasuke with lust in his eyes. The blonde wrapped his arms around the other boy and licked his cheek. Sasuke was disgusted but could not get out of Naruto's death grip. Naruto pressed his lips onto the other boys and surprisingly, he kissed back. Lee was taken aback. He pulled the two apart and tore Sasuke from Naruto's grip. "Sasuke… we…we… I thought you were my lover…" He said.
"Guess I can't control myself…" He said wiping off his mouth. He then walked back over to Naruto and tugged at his hair playfully. "Well…" He said moving closer to the blonde. Naruto went in for a passionate kiss, this time Sasuke wanted it. Just as their lips met, Kakashi came in and tore them apart. "SASUKE?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO LEE?!" He seemed to be very angry with the onyx haired boy. He picked the boy up and threw him at Lee. "Now go talk out your problems… and you Naruto…" He said focusing his attention to the blonde. "I thought you were straight… oh wait… YOU WERE THE ONE WITH NEJI IN THOSE PICTURES!!" poof
A/N- This was total crack fic…I wrote it at like 12:34 in the morning… don't yell at me for the character bashing… it was fun while it lasted… my friend chose the characters and I just kind of wrote, and yes… it was meant to be funny, sorry for the yaoi
