Gravity Falls: A FUCKING: PART 1
One morning Dipper, two Dipper clones, Mabel, Wendy, Soos and Robby, who is missing his rectum, left arm, right leg and both testicals, woke up in the same bed.
"What the fuck happened?!" asked Wendy as she queefed Dipper out of her vajaja. "There are puddles of jizz, piles of coke and pornos everywhere!" said Wendy.
"Well I know what happened." said Dipper.
"WHAT?!" everyone screamed.
"I fucked Wendy!" screamed Dipper.
"Well we all know that; She just pulled you out of her twat." said Mabel.
"Wait, dudes, I think I'm remembering something!" said Soos. "Yes, I remember it all started when..."
FLASH FUCKING BACK.
"WOHOOOOOOOO! I'M SO WASTED!" shouted Wendy in the middle of a 15 way with everyone mentioned.
"OH YEAH WENDY YEAH WENDY FASTER FASTER" screamed Dipper as she gave him.
"...69, 70. few that was a lot of push ups." said Gruncle Stan, who shall never be mentioned again for the fact that he got raped by a bear.
"OH YEAH THIS IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD!" exclaimed Mabel. "THIS PIG IS AMAZING."
Everyone stops who they are doing and turns to see Mabel doing a pig.
"Ok then" says all the Dipper clones.
Except for paper jam Dipper who started to record said pig fucking.
Just then Robby brought in 30 pounds of cocaine, and Mable said, "Robby, you brought the stuff!" as she snorted 5 pounds of it into her nose.
"Fuck me, Dipper! Fuck me!" screamed a high Mabel.
"Mable, We're related!" said Dipper.
" But we're not" said all the Dipper clones at once.
Sadly all but two Dipper clones remained.
Because all the rest died when Mable shot her lady juice at them.
At this point everyone was as high as the sky, and started to dirty fuck.
"OH ROBBY DON'T STOP!" shouted Wendy.
Dipper however wanted Wendy for himself, so he thought of a great plan.
"Hey, Robby," he said.
"What? I'm in the middle of someone!" said a slightly annoyed Robby.
"HER TITTIES ARE MINE!" Dipper yelled at the top of his lungs as he bit off Robby's testicals.
"HOLY FUCK DUDE!" Robby yelled in agony.
"HOLY FUCK INDEED!" Dipper exclaimed as he took a curved blade, and shoved it up his ass.
"THE PAIN!"
Then Dipper hooked the blade onto his rectum and pulled it straight out.
"HOW WILL I EVER SHIT AGAIN?!" Robby yelled holding his anus.
"In pain!" said Dipper as he chopped off his left arm and right leg.
"How sexy!" screamed Wendy as she put Dipper between her boobs.
"Ahhhhh" Thought Dipper letting loose.
At this point everyone thought Robby was dead so they all shit in his mouth.
Things started to get real wild when they broke into Gruncle Stan's meth stash.
Mabel shoved her twat down Wendy's throat while Dipper was fingering Robby's ass while shoving his head into Wendy's anus. ( If you are wondering where Soos is he is recording it all.) Then Dipper pulled his head out of Wendy's ass and bites one of her boobs off.
"Oh so sexy!" said Wendy.
Right then they all passed out, and Soos came out and fucked everyone of them.
END OF FLASH FUCKING BACK
"Oh, yeah now I remember." said the single boobed Wendy.
Suddenly, sirens began wailing in the distance and the cops showed up. They all went to jail for drug abuse, under age pornography, under aged sex, and murder.
Part two is now up!
