DISCLAIMER! I *sighs* do not own any Harry Potter Characters nor did I write the books if I had Harry and Hermoine would so be together :) .
Summary: Have you ever wondered what Snape would be like if he was drunk? Or what you could make him do while under the influence? Have you ever wondered what you would do if you ever met Voldie ? Well I have. Based off of the Sea Shanty "What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor" comes the hilarious outcome of the questions above.
What do you do with Voldemort
What do you do with Voldemort
What do you do with Voldemort
Anytime of day?
Make faces and dance 'round laughing
Make faces and dance 'round laughing
Make faces and dance 'round laughing
While he's trying to kill you.
Force him to confess his true love's Harry
Force him to confess his true love's Harry
Force him to confess his true love's Harry
Before his followers.
Kneel and propose to him
Kneel and propose to him
Kneel and propose to him
To see his reaction.
Turn him into a woman
Turn him into a woman
Turn him into a woman,
A muggle at that.
And that's what you do with Voldemort
And that's what you do with Voldemort
And that's what you do with Voldemort
Any time of day.
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