DISCLAIMER! I *sighs* do not own any Harry Potter Characters nor did I write the books if I had Harry and Hermoine would so be together :) .

Summary: Have you ever wondered what Snape would be like if he was drunk? Or what you could make him do while under the influence? Have you ever wondered what you would do if you ever met Voldie ? Well I have. Based off of the Sea Shanty "What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor" comes the hilarious outcome of the questions above.


What do you do with Voldemort

What do you do with Voldemort

What do you do with Voldemort

Anytime of day?

Make faces and dance 'round laughing

Make faces and dance 'round laughing

Make faces and dance 'round laughing

While he's trying to kill you.

Force him to confess his true love's Harry

Force him to confess his true love's Harry

Force him to confess his true love's Harry

Before his followers.

Kneel and propose to him

Kneel and propose to him

Kneel and propose to him

To see his reaction.

Turn him into a woman

Turn him into a woman

Turn him into a woman,

A muggle at that.

And that's what you do with Voldemort

And that's what you do with Voldemort

And that's what you do with Voldemort

Any time of day.


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