A/N: I swear to God I must be the only person that actually has never used the word "cum" and still uses "ejaculate". Not only is it just better (because along with "oxymoron" it's my favorite word), but it technically isn't a word because it's not in the dictionary.

Anyways, I have no idea how I came up with this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and I'm sure you'll be very glad that I don't after reading this.

Anyways, enjoy!


Life of the Party

He had absolutely no idea whatsoever how he actually got talked into this. Seriously, it was like one of those things when proposed he'd be like, "No way in hell am I going to do this," but then he found himself doing this.

He gave a loud scream.

"Jeez, stop ejaculating Sasuke!"

He'd stop when this agony was over.

Ah yes, he had no idea how his teammates managed to convince him to go to this.

Uchiha Sasuke was the life of no party.

"Hey Sasuke, you're the life of the party in my pants!" a certain blonde exclaimed.

He gave him a dirty look (but in a different context than you are probably thinking of) before promptly tackling him, initiating a nice, long tongue kiss.

"Hey, no fornicating on the couch!" someone was heard to exclaim, or maybe more fitting to the moment, ejaculate.

They then proceeded to head upstairs to make sweet love. (I'm going to leave the rest to your imaginations.)

Anyways, the two learned something the following morning—don't get really drunk then do it, because then not only will you have to put up with the pains of a major hangover, but you will also have to put up with a literal pain in the ass.

Sasuke woke to an absolutely horrifying sight as he found the blonde from the previous night on his chest.

The blonde woke shortly afterwards.

There was a slow, silent awkward moment before the blonde slowly got up…

"EWW! SASUKE SPOOGE!"


A/N: The end, hope you enjoyed! Haha, I never thought I could possibly be this messed up… NaruSasu forever! Let me know if you think the rating should go up. Anyways, R&R!
Oh yeah, and yay, I figured out how to make the lines. :)

That's all for now!