This is basically a short series of blips and such that I find in the books, or thought that I had. This is the first installment or whatever it's called. By the way stuff in this font is straight from the book and I DO NOT OWN IT. John Flanagan does. Also spoilers. Duh. For all books (probably).


So in book one Will defeats the Kalakara with fire. I believe the almost exact wording is;

'Will drew the arrow, wincing as the fire burned his hand. But he didn't stop. He had to save Halt. He aimed, then shot the arrow arching away in the night.'

Of course that's not the exact wording, but I'm going off of memory.

Then in book two Will destroys the bridge with fire. Again with the fire. I'm not going to throw in the text because we all know this. It's literally called 'The Burning Bridge.'

And how does he always manage to make a fire in the campsite so freaking easily?! I tried it once, and I even had matches and dry grass and dry leaves and small twigs and even more quality kindling, and when I lit it with matches it wouldn't even smoke. Yet Will just strikes the flint/steel and boom, fire. Of course he blows gently on it, but still. Always on the first try.

In book six Will defeats Karen with acid, which could probably count as fire seeing as it burns and such.

In book seven he nearly cooks to death in the desert.

And then in book twelve fire both destroys Alyss AND what's-his-face. John Butler or something? John. John, yes.

This leads me to believe that Will is at least slightly pyromaniac which means to have an obsession over flames/fire. Sure, it could be argued that he was just doing what needed to be done, but no one can possibly make fires as easily as him. Such as in book two the fire Will makes on the bridge prospers, yet Evanlyn's dies and shrivels.

Now if you think that Will was just doing what needed to be done, I respect your opinions. However, a tiny part of me will always see Will as huddling over a candle entranced by the dancing flame.

Problem is this is also me. I am partially obsessed with fire (ok, more than partially) and I can't really see how anyone could not like it.


If you wanna rant on and on in the reviews about how I'm all wrong and this new thingy sucks, then go right on ahead. I recently has someone ranting on the Alyss' Journey fanfic, saying multiple interesting words that for a few seconds made me question writing at all.

But I will ignore your criticism and move on. So please, do yourselves a favour and only use constructive criticism. Because all reviews that are like that one guest's WILL be deleted.

Sorry, I just had to say that. Also, fanfiction people, if this doesn't count as a fanfic, please don't delete it. I put a lot of effort into a few of these chapters (more than a few) and especially in the conspiracy theories ones.

I suppose I can see why this doesn't count as a fanfic, because the characters are only mentioned and aren't really in this. That might change. I have a few things planned...mwhahaha.

-Writer's Block

PS: I'm kinda hesitant to post this, so please please please be kind. That one review is still stalking me. Actually it was two reviews, hopefully, from the same person.

Also don't cuss them out or anything. Be nice.