Of Kangaroo's and Severus' Shuttle
I'm baaaaaaaack D with more drama and weirdo's…
Oh, and no… none of these dudes belong to me. All to that J.K.Rowling chica… What does everyone think about Snape? Good? Bad? Personally… I think he's good still. Maybe it's me though… D
Xx Much love! xX
Minerva McGonagall sat in her private quarters nursing a large mug of whiskey. She closed her eyes and leaned back into her comfy chair sighing contentedly.
"Ahh…" she sighed softly and smiled happily whilst taking a long gulp from her drink.
KNOCK KNOCK
Professor McGonagall's eyes snapped open and she growled menacingly as she stalked to her portrait and yanked it open.
"WHAT." she snapped
"Oh- gasp - My - pant - GOD! Professor! Come quick!"
Minerva looked at the back of the blond figure of Lavender Brown and she vaguely mused if the girl knew pink glitter was coming out of her shoes.
Lavender turned around and yelled "Professor! Professor Snape and Harry are FIGHTING!"
"Oh bugger it." she said softly to herself. Not againShe thought to herself as she walked super speedily to the Great Hall.
Stupid Albus. Why does no one go to him? He's the ruddy Headmaster!
She threw open the doors and bellowed.
"SEVERUS SNAPE AND HAPPY POTTER! STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Harry's eyes widened comically and his jaw dropped open.
"Bloody Hell" said a voice from behind him which could only have come from Ronald Weasley.
Deep baritone chuckles sounded through the room, the entire Hall turned to face the potions professor in shock.
Harry watched in horror as his head of year who was dressed in a housecoat with kangaroos on it, walk over to his laughing mean potions professor and yank his ear.
"Severus!" she hissed, "What's this I hear about you fighting with a student!"
The look on Snape's face could only be described as fear.
"Bu-but Minerrrrvaa" he pouted and pointed to Harry Potter who was clutching his stomach and wiping tears of mirth from his eyes.
"He started it!"
Harry fell over.
"He BROKE it."
"Broke what?"
"He BROKE MY SHUTTLEEee!" Snape wailed in despair.
Silence surrounded the two professors, apart from the giggles from the Boy-who-lived from the floor, and the students watched as the Griffindor Professor consoled the Slytherin Professor.
"It was a Masterpiece!" he sobbed into the robed shoulder, "I spent TEN years to collect the pieces and FIVE to actually build it"
Minerva glared at her favourite student who in turn smiled innocently back at her.
"Potter. Say sorry"
"Harry gaped, "Whhaaaaaat!"
"Say it!"
"NO! I didn-"
"What, did you just say." she hissed
"Erm…" Harry inched away slowly, "Ermmm… no?"
"No. Potter?" she asked, menacingly stepping towards him.
Harry squeaked, facing Voldemort sounded brilliant at the moment he thought as he looked up at Professor McGonagall's red face.
Where was his Griffindor courage when he needed it….
A/N Hey guys! Long time… all with mocks and A-levels and such… it's a drag really. But hey! I'm trying! I'll post as much as I can… that is if I ever get a chance to write something!! So anyway, I know it's not long… or impressive but hey! It has giggling Harry!
