One fine, sunny day at Central Headquarters, Edward Elric and Roy mustang were engaged in a mild argument. Which, Ed was steadily losing. It went a little like this…
"Geez Fullmetal, don't you know that it takes two to tango?"
"No! Why should you have to depend on someone else when you could totally do it solo?"
"True, but you'd look like a total moron..." Ed sensed that he was beginning to lose, unfortunately, his come back was really quite sad.
"Well why couldn't it be it takes two to salsa? Or cha cha? Or waltz eh?"
"It's alliteration dipshit, and I thought I was dealing with a genius, a child prodigy! Well i suppose you brain has to be in proportion to your size..."
When Ed's sudden burst rage didn't appear, the Colonel was slightly confused.
"Ed?"
"Hmm? Sorry, I had a brain fart, what were you saying?"
Mustang was very disappointed, he shook his head.
"You killed it"
It was clear who had won this round. Yes, the Colonel bastard came out on top, but Edward Elric would not be trifled with. He would persevere until maybe one day, one special day he would finally beat Colonel Roy Mustang.
It wasn't until later; back in his dorm did he realize that Mustang had made a short joke... again. Back in his office Mustang gave a sleepy smirk as his sleep was disturbed by the "petite" major's decree of revenge.
