According to Plan

By TheCrackshipper

Summary: High School AU "Before we can achieve world domination you must seduce Inuzuka Hana into giving you the code," Things involving Hana never went according to plan ItachiHana

Spoilers: Pein and Konan will be in the story so if you don't know who they are and you don't want to know then don't read

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto


Prologue: A Most Unusual Assignment

Pein Konan Itachi Kisame Sasori Deidara Tobi Hidan Kakuzu Zetsu

The Akatsuki

The most popular group of teens in Gogyou High

And the most dangerous

Underneath the handsome faces, the excellent grades, and the athletic figures they were plotting world domination.

It's true

It is senior year for Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Pein, and Konan.

Tobi and Deidara are the babies.

Each with their own reasons they have joined Akatsuki under the leadership of the mysterious Pein, and this year all their planning will come to fruition. The final assignments are being dished out in the current meeting.

The Akatsuki sat in the empty classroom (The principal thought they were discussing fundraisers)

"Ready men…and woman," Pein inclined his head toward Konan who was busily folding the slips of paper into intricate origami animals.

She nodded and distributed the assignments.

Deidara let out a noise indicating extreme anger laced with horror.

" uh Sasori and Tobi, oh thanks Pein thanks, yeah"

"We get to kidnap the Hyuuga heiress!" Tobi cheered.

Kakuzu's eye lit up, "Robbing a bank, my forte,"

"You're a b#st#rd," Hidan sulked.

Kisame cocked an eyebrow, "I have to hold the head of the aquariam hostage?"

"It will all make sense on the day of red clouds," Pein nodded.

"You couldn't come up with a shorter name for the plan?" Sasori leaned back in his chair.

Itachi was staring at his slip of paper, disbelief managed to poke through his stoic features.

"Whatcha get Itachi-senpei?" Tobi attempted to look over Itachi's shoulder. Itachi shoved his face away.

Kisame however caught sight of the paper and burst out laughing.

"What, what'd he get, huh?" Deidara asked his eyes alight with malice.

Zetsu had come over and plucked the assignment out of Itachi's hands.

"Seduce Inuzuka Hana into giving you the entrance code for the Konoha Warehouses,"

There was silence.

And then a giant snort.

And then fits of laughter

Itachi turned to stare at Pein

"What…the…hell?" he tried to remain calm, but his eyes were flickering a strange crimson color.

Pein seemed to be fighting off a snort himself.

"Well, Itachi, Inzuka Hana's mother is the head of the police department and she's the only one who knows the code for entrance into the invaluable Konoha Warehouses. Seduce Inuzuka into getting you the code. We have tried for years to get the code out of Inuzuka Tsume but to no avail. Inuzukas are known for their family loyalty, Officer Inuzuka is sure to tell her daughter if she asks," Pein paused for a moment, "Plus and I am quoting the female population of this school, you are the hottest thing to ever set foot on this earth,"

Itachi stared at Pein as though the Akatsuki leader had lost all his dignity in the span of 5 minutes.

"Pretty pretty Itachi-chan," Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi sang in unison, poking fun at their volatile partner.

Kisame threw up his arms "Take me now!"

"Ha you're gonna have a tough time getting anything out of Inuzuka, yeah" Deidara nodded his head, the malicious smile still in place, "She's not one for wooing, yup"

As the mocking and the jeering continued around him one thought ran through Itachi's head.

Oh sh#$

A/N: Notes on the fic. This is in fact a multi chapter fic and it is a highschool AU. A Few changes Tobi is just goofy Tobi in the fic, they are a bit OOC in this chapter and I apologize for that. I know this chapter might be confusing; any questions just leave me a review.