CAS KISSED MEG?! Deans head was still spinning from the sight that had practically been shoved in his face...he was sure he had seen Meg give him a quick smirk after that..That damned Pizza Man...
About a day or two later:
Sam had just popped out of the motel room to get some dinner and keep and eye out for dean who had left about an hour before hand leaving Cas alone in the room.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Cas shot his head upwards towards the door and zapped in front of it. "Who is it?"
"Uhhh pizza delivery" said a man in a strange accent.
"I do not believe we ordered any pizza."
"Sir could you just open the door I need you to uhh sign the letter that says that you didn't order this."
"Okay...I am opening the door now."
"Thank you!"
Cas opened the door to find dean in orange knee-length shorts an orange baseball cap and a polo shirt. "Dean I fail to comprehend why you are dressed like a pizza man..."Cas said tilting his head slightly to the side
"Uhhh well it's umm because you see I...PIZZA MAN!"
"Dean why are you talking about the pizza man?"
"Well because you said the Pizza man taught you how to kiss Meg like that...I thought I could teach more."
"I see so Dean you wish me to...be the naughty woman and you wish to spank me..?"
At that point Dean choked on the air. "N-nn-no that's not what I..." Dean hung his head with shame.
"Oh well that is a shame"
Deans head shot up"Why?"
"Because Dean I had just about reconciled myself to commit a sin with you." Castiel's lips curled at the corner into a half smile he looked at Deans shocked face.
"S-s-sin?"
"Oh you know consorting with humans...but I have already kissed a demon and I am fighting a war..so I don't believe it is worth hiding from this anymore."
Deans mouth made an "O" shape just before Cas pulled him down into a brief passionate kiss.
"Cas? Does that mean?"
"Yes Dean..."
"Dean?" said an amused voice behind him.
"Sonofabitch." muttered Dean.
"Sam." said Cas. "I see you brought the food."
Dean turned around "Sammy, now this may look like...well i don't know..."
Sam smirked. "I'll tell you what it looks like, it would seem that you're dressed like a Pizza Man because of what he taught Cas."
Dean choked on the air again
"Yes Sam that is surprisingly apt of you."
"I have my moments" he said with a smirk on his face.
"Crap" Dean swore this won't end any time soon. At least he wasn't going to have to endure Sams teasing alone.
~The End~
