My god, it's been so long since I've written ANYTHING! Well, I've moved to Ranger's Apprentice. Yup. #$% Warriors. Lol. Anyways, this is just gonna be some random thingy. Any criticism and help is welcome. Flame if you help! Flame=bad unless w/ help. Push that green/blue button below. You know you want. RAWR! DO IT OR ELSE!

BTW: I've tried to come up with an idea which is like an older Will, but not like the Ranger's Apprentice all over again except with new characters. So this is what I came up with… It's gonna be short, a few chapters at most.

"Will! Have you seen my dress?" Alyss called.

"Which one?" Will asked irritably. "The red one? The black one? The one black one with white. The white one with black?"

"No!" Alyss said exasperatedly. "The light pink one with pearls on it."

"OH!" Will exclaimed.

Alyss walked into the main room where will was sitting next to the fireplace, crackling merrily. "So you know where it is?" Alyss asked hopefully.

"What?" Will asked innocently.

"My dress Will," Alyss said, slightly annoyed.

"Uh, yeah, um," Will stuttered.

Alyss' eyes turned cold. "Will Treaty! You were to take my dress to the tailor to get it mended! Don't you DARE tell me you lost it!" Alyss said dangerously.

"Uhhhhhhhh." Will muttered.

"Well?" Alyss asked, tapping her foot as she put her hands on her hip. This was a very dangerous predicament for Will.

"Well," Will shrugged hopelessly. "I can't say what I'm supposed to say."

"WILL!" Alyss shrieked. "Whatever will I wear to the ball?"

"Ball?" Will said, a tad bit panicky. "What ball?"

"What do you mean 'What ball?' I told you about that a fortnight ago!" Alyss snapped.

"No!" Will asked. "I am NOT going to a ball!" Will crossed his arms.

Will and his former master Halt had a legendary dislike of parties, balls, gatherings, and other public affairs. Of course, their mistresses delighted in taking them out in as many parties, balls, gatherings, and other public affairs as possible. In these kinds of emergencies, Halt and Will had been know to disappear, coincidentally at the same time, and only return when the public affair had finished. Of course, everyone knew what had happened.

"You are! And that's that!" Alyss said, stomping her foot. "If you don't, you and I are done Will Treaty!" Alyss stomped off in a huff.

Will sighed. "You say that every time!" he called to Alyss' retreating back, probably not the best thing to say after what had just transpired. Alyss stopped. She turned on her heel and stomped back to will, her heels clacking ominously on the wooden floor. She stopped at Will's chair and leaned down.

"Don't try me Will! Actually," Alyss said and stood up very suddenly. "you and I are done. We are done until you find my dress."

"Wait, wait wait," Will said hastily. "What do you mean?"

"You heard me." Alyss said. "Find my dress or we are done. And find it in five days, which is the Midsummer's Ball."

"Oh! So that's the ball." Will cried.

"Who cares! Alyss snapped. "Find the dress!"

"Okay! God! Why did I get such a bossy wife?" Will muttered under his breath as he trudged out the door of his house. "Oh wait!" he suddenly cried, remembering that he needed to get something.

Will grabbed his Ranger gear, which included: One mottled cloak, one longbow, one bowstring, 24 arrows, one saxe knife, one throwing knife, and two leather boots. Will quickly put everything on before hustling out the door.

"Okay, time to find that dress! First, let me make sure all my Ranger skills are still up to date!" Will took out Tug, his faithful steed, and rode the long hundred meters to his practice range where he spent the rest of the day shooting arrows, throwing knives, and doing other secret Ranger thing which cannot be revealed. Will was ready for a good nap before supper and rode Tug back to his house. Once he had unsaddled Tug and brushed him down, he walked up to his front door and tried to open it. Locked. Will frowned. He usually kept the door unlocked until night, when he locked it. He tried the door again. Then he knocked and yelled, "Alyss! The door's locked! Can you let me in?"

"No!" Came Alyss' muffled voice through the door. "Find my dress before coming back!"

"You gotta be kidding me!" Will cried.

"Sorry. I'm serious this time!" Alyss yelled. "Get it back in five days or you will NEVER come back! At least I'm giving you a chance right now."

"True," Will reflected. "Fine. I'll go find it." Will sighed. He trudged back to the stable to saddle Tug. Tug looked surprised at seeing Will. 'So soon? ' he seemed to ask Will.

"Yes my faithful steed. We need to find our mistress' dress or we are kicked out forever." Will sighed again. Tug blew air out of his lips to show his disdain. Will laughed.

"Okay, let's go into town to get a bite to eat and talk to the tailor." Will tapped his heels to Tug's barrel-like sides.

Tug trotted all the way from his cabin to the town without stopping, which wasn't surprising because the town was less than a kilometer away. Will reached the tailor's shop without a hitch. Unfortunately, the shop was closed.

"Oh no!" Will screamed. "What will I do? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!" he sobbed. Then he quickly sobered up. "Oh well. Time to go eat some dinner." Will jumped back up on Tug and sent him in the direction of Jenny's little establishment that served the best food in town.

When he arrived at Jenny's restaurant, it too was closed. "Wow!" Will said exasperatedly. "I see how this works now. The whole town is conspiring against me. Fine!" Will snarled. "I don't need you in this important mission. See you!" Will set off into the forest, obviously going in the right direction to find Alyss' dress.

Night fell. Will stopped at the very large tree to make camp. Without anything to make camp, Will just lay down and called it camp. "Ugh," Will complained. "I'm hot!" Will took off his cloak. "Ahhhhhh." He said in contentment. Five minutes later he shivered and pulled the cloak back over his shoulders. "Brr. I'm cold!" This unfortunate cycle continued for a good three hours before Will fell asleep with the cloak half on, half off him. His sleep was an unrestful one, one filled with dreams of Alyss deserting him and what he would do.

OH EM GEE! What will Will(lol) do to get the dress back! OH NOS! Stay tuned for chappie 2!