A/N: Hello all, this fic is in honor of my 1 year anniversary on FanFiction, and it was co-written with my friend, nerdyninjaunicorn. Just know, that we wrote our own parts, and enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I owned Doctor Who, there would be a new episode very night.
Bernadette and Mika were sitting in Mika's room randomly gossiping about random shi- stuff.
"NO! MATT SMITH IS BETTER THAN DAVID TENNANT!" screamed Mika.
"YOU ARE IN DENIAL! DAVID TENNANT, ALL THE WAY!" Bernadette yelled, defending the BETTER Doctor.
"NO! JUST NO! DAVID TENNANT SOUNDS LIKE A DRUNK, LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE, AND FUCKS AROUND WITH ROSE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!"
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU... YOU SICKEN ME, BRINGING THAT UP? FINE, THEN, AT LEAST DAVID TENNANT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RAT THAT CRAWLED OUT OF THE SEWER! Besides," Bernadette added "David Tennant married the amazing Peter Davison's daughter, that just HAS to add awesome points!"
"MATT SMITH LOOKS LIKE A SEWER RAT?! Okay that's just hypocritical! DAVID TENNANT LOOKS LIKE A BEHATED!" (Inside thing) replied Mika.
They continued bickering for several minutes, until they heard a sudden grinding noise.
"No fucking way..." muttered Bernadette.
Mika simply fainted.
A few seconds later, Mika was conscious, and a police box started forming in the room. Two men stepped out of the box.
"That must of been awfully intimate..." murmured Mika.
"It's bigger on the inside," muttered Bernadette.
"Well don't you think I realized that?!" said Mika, getting louder with each word.
"Well, you were giving the illusion that you were only thinking about these guys making fudge in there, so I had to say SOMETHING logical!" Bernadette exclaimed, causing the two men to exchange a look.
"Um, I don't exactly know what 'making fudge' is, but it doesn't sound that pleasant to me." interrupted the Tenth Doctor.
"It can't be like fish fingers and custard, can it?" Added the Eleventh Doctor.
The two girls, forgetting their geniuses, promptly fangirl screamed.
"Girls, girls! Calm down! It's just us, the Doctor!" said Doctor Eleven.
Cue another scream.
"Maybe we should take them to the med bay." suggested Doctor Ten.
"Agreed."
"Come along girls! To the TARDIS!" the Tenth Doctor said frantically, waving the girls to the police box.
"Oh my God, I love you Doctor!" Mika announced to the Eleventh Doctor, "Be the father of my Time Lord children!"
Bernadette, who had began to hug the surprised Tenth Doctor's knees, while confessing "Although you don't get my motor running, you were always the Doctor for me!"
The two Doctors looked at each other oddly. They mouthed, "Groupies."
"Okay girls, where do you want to go, what do you want to see?" Asked the Tenth Doctor.
"We could go the planet of the fezzes!" suggested the Eleventh Doctor.
The girls looked at each other. "The Titanic!" The girls exclaimed at the same time.
The Doctors took the chance to Judo Chop the girls, and make them faint.
"Groupies..."
"HE TOUCHED ME!"
~Meanwhile~
The two girls woke up in their respective rooms. They looked around to find no TARDIS or Doctor.
"FUCK NO!"
A/N: I hope you enjoyed. Just a little crackfic I thought I should write. CC wanted, Flames=S'mores, and REVIEW!
