Disclaimer: I do not own CM or the Big Bang Theory's theme song, I do own a spoiled cat, a 70lbs lap dog 2 teenaged daughters and a 1990 Toyoya Tercel (and a husband to fix it)
Reid's Big Bang
"Ok Pretty Boy, you lost fair and square, you have to sing. Derek Morgan said in a teasing voice, and I know just the song." " Morgan…(hic) I don't wanna sing(hic ) slurred Reid". "Too bad Pretty Boy" chuckled Morgan, you have to".
"Hotch, do I have to? Reid pleaded with his boss". "Yes Reid, you do and that's an order Agent". " Besides, we pickeda nice song just for you giggled Garcia, since it was her question that made Reid lose the game. "Fine give me the song and I will go see if they have it" Reid said somewhat clearly.
"Oh they do I checked the last and set it up the last time I bought the round." Garcia said, then widen her eyes as she realized that she had let the cat out of the bag. "But never mind that" she smiled "Go sing".
So Reid, like a somewhat of a good sport went up and started his song.
The whole universe was in a Hot dense state, Then nearly 14,000,000 years ago expansion started
WAIT
The earth began to cool the antotrops began to drool, Neanderthals devoloped tools. We built a wall (we built the pyraminds) Math Science History, unraveling the mysteries, Thall started with a Big Bang
Since the dawn of man is really not that long, as ecery galaxy was formed in less time then it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The Bipeds stood up straight, The Dinosaurs all met their fates, They tried to leap but they were late ( they froze their asses off)
The oceans ofand pangea see ya wouldn't want to be ya, set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with a Big Bang. It's expanding ever outward but one dayit will pause and go the other way
Collapsingever inwardwe won't be ther, it won't hurt. Our best and brightest figure that it will make an even bigger bang. Australophicus would really have been sick of us debating why we're here, they are catching deer(we are catching viruses)Religon or astronomy, Ercata Deuternonomy, It all started with a big bang Music and mythology Einstien and astrology It all started with a big Bang It All started with a Big BANG.
As Reid finished his song with a little help from his teamates' he jumped off the stage to plot his revenge against all of his team. Starting with Morgan and working his way up the line.
A/N If you liked this story and would like for me to write Reids revenge against his team please read and review and let me know.
