"I'll save you Nell!" Dudley-Do-Right shouted as he rode his horse to the usual train tracks...backwards. Once again his love was being tied up by the villainous Snidely Whiplash, who seemed to only want to tie people to train tracks apparently.
Snidely finished up tying Nell down and stood back on the tracks. He toyed with his mustache when he heard the train coming. "I do believe the train is coming, my dear! Marry me and I shall let you go!"
"Never you ugly bastard!" Nell shouted...muffled through her gag.
"I'm—I'm sorry I didn't catch that, Nell. Can you speak up?" Snidely said, bending down to listen closer, yet not untying her. "'Mmhm—ver mhmm'—oh whatever, I don't really care, I just want to see a show!"
Before he could evilly laugh, Dudley-Do-Right rode in and leapt off of his horse and onto the tracks. "Unhand her, Dan Backslide!"
"Wrong cartoon..." Snidely muttered.
"Oh, sorry...unhand her Snidely Whiplash!"
Snidely swung his cape around and laughed. "Never! She's doomed to meet Mr. Choo Choo in just a few moments, and so shall you once I render you unconscious. And then I shall take over CANADA!"
As Snidely was laughing, and Dudley-Do-Right was working on untying, the train suddenly came minutes early and ran them all over, killing them. Iron Man was at the controls, head out window. He had on the usual conductor's hat. "I am Iron Man, and...
I will run them all over with my train when I come,
Oh yes I'll run them all over with my train when I come
Yes I'll run them all over
I'll run them all over
Oh I'll run them all over with my train when I come
Old ladies tooooooo...
Iron Man derailed the train and managed to ride it off the tracks and into the sunset majestically...and then there was an explosion, followed by. "MY CAR!"
