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THIS NOT A TRUE STORY BRO, BUT SHE PROBABLY WISHES IT WAS *WINKA WINKA WINKA WINKA WILLY WONKA WINKA* I dedicate this story to her and the guy.
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"Hi!" I said.
"Nothing" He said, not even looking at me.
"HEY! IM TALKING TO YOU, YOU DUMMERNUGGET!" I yelled.
"Oh hi..." He said.
"Hi!" His over enthusiastic friend, Braze, said.
"YOU'RE JACKET IS FALLING PAST YOUR SHOULDERS YOU SLUT."
"HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHRURHUR HRURHRURHURHRURHURURHRUHRUHR RHRUHR" The first guy, Zezzalaphoony* laughed. (*his name has been changed slightly) "YOU'RE SO FUNNY GESUPAZOOSKI* (also changed)
I blushed slightly and accidently dropped my literature book, which weighs more than Bryanna Wan.
Zezzalaphoony picked up the book with his big muscles (TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL) and winked at me, little old GESUPAZOOSKI.
"ERMERGERSH." I screamed.
"WHAT?" Braze asked.
"GET OUT OF THIS STORY YOUR A MINOR CHARACTER."
"YOU!" He said.
Luckily, Bryanna came rolling through, accidently smushing Braze.
"Bye gesupazooski," Zezzalaphoony said completely ignoring the flattened Braze, "see you laytay."
"OKAY!"
During science, we tested the creek beside our house.
I had to wear these ugly oversized waterproof THINGS and I "trot"Ted in there (see what I did there?)
"AHH" I FAKE SCREAMED, pretending to fall into the creek.
"DONT WORRY IM HERE FOR YOU!" screamed Zezzalaphoony, as he dove into the algae-filled lake.
"No!", I cried, "it's too dangerous!"
"I'll do anything for you." Zezzalaphoony said.
(LOLOLOLOL SORRY TO THE REAL GESUPAZOOSKI BUT I COULDN'T RESIST TROLOLOL)
"BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DISSOLVED OXYGEN!" I screamed. "YOU'LL DIE OUT HERE."
"Wait, aren't you supposed to be drowning?" asked Bryanna.
"SHUT UP BRYANNA!"
Zezzalaphoony and me yelled at the exact same time.
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!" Screamed this random kid named Jay Yinkleberg.
"YEAH JAY!" Cheered Bryanna, and then Braze came by with his bare shoulders showing, and it was so terrifying, Bryanna accidently crushed Jay and sent him flying into the lake.
"There's not enough dissolved oxygen in here!" Jay said ∑(゚Д゚)
"DONT WORRY MY LITTLE HONEY BOO BOO CHILD!" Hollered ( lol I realized I used scream wayy to many times and I needed synonyms lolol) LIAM.
"HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SAVE HIM?" I screamed (see?)
Zezzalaphoony tore off his shirt and said in a really deep voice, "I'll do it."
"Yay" random people cheered.
Zezzalaphoony dove into the algae covered lake and bravely piggybacked Jay back to shore.
The teacher, Mrs. Swine ( Idk lol) said "for your bravery, you and Gesupazooski can each take a prize."
AND THEN WE PICKED THE EXACT SAME ONE.
-twenty years later-
"And that's how me and your father met." I said.
Zezzalaphoony heartily chuckled, stroking his beard stubble.
" I thought it was because your BESTEST GREATEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD (insert the authors name here) PUSHED YOU INTO ME EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE SAW ME AND YOU NICELY RETURNED THE FAVOR BY SMACKING HER WITH YOUR HEAVY, COIN FILLED WALLET AND SHOVING HER INTO RANDOM PEOPLE SHE BARELY KNOWS AND THEN SHE HAS TO APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY AND THEN YOU RUN OFF AND BUY LUNCH AND THEN SHE ASKS PEOPLE AROUND HER IF THEY'RE WILLING TO KILL YOU FOR A DIME AND THEY ALWAYS BARGAIN HARDER BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY AT THE TIME AND THEN YOU MANAGE TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY."
"That too," I said, remembering.
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"This is so confusing." Ferb's English teacher said.
"Who are these characters, anyways?"
"Oh well um..." Ferb nervously sweated.
"AND WHY ISN'T THIS PAPER DOUBLE SPACED?!"
And that's why im failing English.
What were we talking about again?
~end~
