A/N: This is a parody of Sandi Thom's "I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair)". It was inspired while I was watching Vegeta and Goku pound the hoo-haa out of each other during an old DBZ episode, and the line "I wish I was a Saiyan girl with dark unruly hair" just popped into my head. I couldn't resist writing the rest of the song, which took all of five minutes. It was BEGGING to be written!!


Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

And when the full moon shone so bright

Wild roars would fill the air

But I'm in the wrong dimension

And it just isn't fair

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

The Saiyans were a wilful race

And conquered at a rapid pace

Planets would fall a their feet

And this is their story:

Ruled by a king who was so strong

And although they might'nt've got along

Their pride would always carry them

Straight to victory

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

And when the full moon shone so bright

Wild roars would fill the air

But I'm in the wrong dimension

And it just isn't fair

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

But one day Frieza came to call

And thus began the Saiyans' fall

They became his minions

And their freedom they did mourn

The warrior Bardock had a son

And thought he was the Chosen One

Then Kakarot was sent to Earth

Frieza's nemesis had been born

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

And when the full moon shone so bright

Wild roars would fill the air

But I'm in the wrong dimension

And it just isn't fair

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

Kakarot grew tall and proud

And to his friends and fam'ly vowed

That he'd always protect them

No matter what came their way

Radtiz, Vegeta, Nappa too

Led Kakarot to the Ice-Jinn's doom

Frieza met his match on Namek

It was a glorious day

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

And when the full moon shone so bright

Wild roars would fill the air

But I'm in the wrong dimension

And it just isn't fair

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair

Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl

With dark unruly hair