A/N: This is a parody of Sandi Thom's "I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair)". It was inspired while I was watching Vegeta and Goku pound the hoo-haa out of each other during an old DBZ episode, and the line "I wish I was a Saiyan girl with dark unruly hair" just popped into my head. I couldn't resist writing the rest of the song, which took all of five minutes. It was BEGGING to be written!!
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
And when the full moon shone so bright
Wild roars would fill the air
But I'm in the wrong dimension
And it just isn't fair
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
The Saiyans were a wilful race
And conquered at a rapid pace
Planets would fall a their feet
And this is their story:
Ruled by a king who was so strong
And although they might'nt've got along
Their pride would always carry them
Straight to victory
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
And when the full moon shone so bright
Wild roars would fill the air
But I'm in the wrong dimension
And it just isn't fair
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
But one day Frieza came to call
And thus began the Saiyans' fall
They became his minions
And their freedom they did mourn
The warrior Bardock had a son
And thought he was the Chosen One
Then Kakarot was sent to Earth
Frieza's nemesis had been born
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
And when the full moon shone so bright
Wild roars would fill the air
But I'm in the wrong dimension
And it just isn't fair
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
Kakarot grew tall and proud
And to his friends and fam'ly vowed
That he'd always protect them
No matter what came their way
Radtiz, Vegeta, Nappa too
Led Kakarot to the Ice-Jinn's doom
Frieza met his match on Namek
It was a glorious day
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
And when the full moon shone so bright
Wild roars would fill the air
But I'm in the wrong dimension
And it just isn't fair
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
Oh, I wish I was a Saiyan girl
With dark unruly hair
