Disclaimer: I don't Naruto and never will. If I owned it, I don't think I could've named it Naruto.

This is my first attempt at a crack fic. No, this isn't a pathetic attempt to be like Link and Luigi, even though I did like their story "View Paradise" where Sasuke sees Orochimaru's lair and it isn't what he expects it to be. This is an original fic inspired by the dream my mom told me shehad about her seeing my dad dressed as a clown while playing the French horn on TV. Weird, huh? Anyway, I got this idea to make Orochimaru dress as a clown, because it seemed so much fun messing with him.

Killer Clown

(Dream sequence.)

Kabuto had woken up that morning. He could feel that something was wrong, since he couldn't find Orochimaru anywhere, causing the lair to be empty and quiet with the exception of him walking around and Sasuke still sleeping in another room. "Orochimaru-sama? Orochimaru-sama?" he called, but no answer. Assuming that his master must've gone out somewhere, Kabuto went to the living room and plopped on the couch. He turned on the TV just to pass the time until Orochimaru came back.

As soon as he turned on the TV, Kabuto's eyes began to widen since he couldn't believe what he just saw at the moment. The television screen showed an image of Orochimaru…dressed as a CLOWN! The shrill horror of it was that the Orochimaru on TV looked as happy as can be.

Soon, Kabuto got up off the couch and ran to where Sasuke was sleeping. The Uchiha was sleeping soundly until he felt hands shaking him. "Sasuke, wake up! Orochimaru-sama's on TV dressed as clown!" He continued to shake Sasuke until the said Uchiha woke up with a "Hn" just in time for both of them to hear Orochimaru at the open door of the room. "Kabuto, what's theis about seeing me on TV dressed as a clown?" And there Orochimaru was dressed in a clown suit. Both Kabuto and Sasuke screamed.


Kabuto woke up with a start. His bedroom door soon opened, revealing Sasuke irritated as hell. "Kabuto, what was all the screaming about? You woke me up, idiot!"

"Sorry about that. It's just…promise you won't tell Orochimaru-sama this…but I had a dream that he was dressed as a clown."

The Uchiha just stared at him tiredly. "Is that all? Now I don't know about you but I'm going back to bed." With that, he closed the door.

Shortly after, someone else opened his bedroom door. It was Orochimaru. "What was all the screaming about, Kabuto?" Kabuto's scream rang all through Orochimaru's lair when he saw Orochimaru just as he had in his dream, causing Sasuke who had been awoken once more to be more irritated with Kabuto.

"SHUT UP!"


Written: January 19, 2006

Posted: January 22, 2006

Before you guys can bitch at me for saying this fic is terribly short, this was all I could write at the moment while the idea was still fresh in my mind.

I hope you guys enjoyed this, so review or else I'm going to give Naruto to 4Kids, where they're going to make Naruto have Ash Ketchum's dub voice, Sasuke have Kaiba's dub voice and Sakura have Misty's dub voice... Just kidding like I would want to make the dub worse than it already is. So review already!