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ManicDepressive9901

It was raining that afternoon. There was only one person in the reading room. A brown-skinned ex-tech fiddled with a little gadget and sighed. The fact that she had nothing to blow up made her really bored.

It had only been a week since she left the labs and volunteered to become an actual agent. She sat in a corner of the reading room, in right hand, a soldering iron. On the table was a gold bracelet. "Done."

Her black hair, usually in a long messy ponytail, was still as messy as before; her clothes were a bit wrinkled, but presentable. She wore a stereotype scientist's clothing: a white lab coat, collared shirt, and pants. She even had a necktie to match. Dark protective goggles hung on her neck.

"New here, huh?" Suddenly, a voice from behind startled her. She turned around and saw a tall boy, at least two years older than her. He has short brown hair, all-white clothing and a fancy-looking sword. She noticed the kanji on his forehead, but didn't knew what it meant.. "Hi there. Name's Willie." He extended his hand, as a welcoming gesture

"I came here about a week ago." She spoke calmly and wrung his hand. "I'm Camille, nice meeting you... is it Wally? I'm never good with names."

This made him laugh. "It's Willie." He then looked at the bracelet with a surprised look on his face. It was one of the bracelets of Rama.

"Where did you get that?" His voice had a shocked tone in it.

She smiled, and picked up the bracelet. "Oh this little trinket? I made it."

"You made it? But..." He trailed off. That time he was not just surprised, but confused as well. "That's a powerful ancient artifact! You..."

Her smile widened even more. She pressed a little gem, and it beeped a bit, a thing ordinary bracelets can't do. "It's a very convincing fraud, isn't it? I have no idea what to do with it though. Maybe I can turn this to some sort of a trap... or something. Hmm?" She looked at Willie, hand on her chin and eyebrows raised. Suddenly, there was something suspiciously evil about her eyes. "You know about the Artifacts, hmm? Tell me, are you after them?"

Seeing the look on her face, Willie tried to make an excuse, and scratched the back of his head. "Well... I ..."

Then, a certain came walking from the door. It was a boy in black who wore wire-frame glasses, which, in turn, were covered by clip-on shades. He had black hair, and some traces of a goatee. He's known as Marcus Pate. Willie slipped away unnoticed, before she could ask her any more questions. There's something about the girl that gave him the slight creeps.

"Camille, can I talk with you for a while?" Marcus asked.

"Yes, sir."

"It's about your Sue friend." He was referring to Heather Amanda Kira Fireheart Illumina Starbright Angelus, more known as Kira Starbright. The two had a pretty serious brawl on her first mission in the Kids Next Door fandom. The young scientist triumphed, unfortunately though, the Sue escaped. Marcus smiled at her and spoke. "She wants you to fight her."

"Excuse me, sir, but how did you find out?" She asked, staring at Marcus. She has this tendency to stare at people.

"She sent us an email. We really had no idea how though." Marcus explained "When we tracked it, we found out that she's in The Sgt. Keroro fandom."

"Thank you. I'll accept her challenge."

"Sure, no problem. Now, if anyone needs me, I'll be with Tash." He waved at her, then left. That was when she realized that Willie was gone as well. She chuckled evilly. "I'll interrogate him later."

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When it was already time to go, Camille was carrying a black umbrella. Most of the people there had no idea what it was for. At the very same time another plothole opened in her laboratory. As soon as she jumped into the plothole, she soon found herself tumbling in the grass. It was night.

"I should really work on the landing." She whined, rubbing her forehead. She looked behind to see the Nishizawa Mansion. It was much larger, compared to the one she saw in the anime. Only one word came from her mouth. "Impressive."

Suddenly, multiple lights lit up, which temporarily blinded her. A familiar voice came from the sound systems directly above her.

"Camille!!!" She looked around to see a most beautiful woman with long, silky, silvery-white hair and brilliant and piercing blue eyes. She was dressed in the most revealing fashion. It was Kira Starbright, the escaped target. She was standing on the rooftop, looking down at the scientist. Around her were about four or five helicopters; the generated wind added a dramatic 'flowing hair' effect. "It's been a while, isn't it?"

"I this what you call an ambush? By the way, it's not a long time... it's been only a week. You really have no sense of timing, don't you?" Camille shrugged and looked at her emotionlessly. For a schoolgirl who's just going fifteen, she was annoyingly robot-like. She stared blankly and pulled out a rapier from the umbrella. "Shall we dance?"

A flaming red aura surrounded Kira as she jumped down to the grass. The ground became charred as she landed. There were lightsabers on both of her hands. "Let's." She lunged at her opponent in a blink of an eye.

The scientist dodged the first blow, but a powerful shockwave hit her directly on the back. She looked behind to see a certain irritated black alien frog. She whined. "Tamama-nitohei." And another blow hit her. It was from Giroro-gocho. Strangely, she didn't show any signs of pain. From a safe hidden location, another girl in a lab coat peeked from the treetop.

"Damn that witch. Using Canon characters to do her dirty work..." She cursed. "Doyle, be safe." She felt helpless as she watched the victim as she slashed and dodged her way out of the battlefield. Kira swung her saber and barely made contact. If her partner dodged the saber, he'd be hit by the beams. Why did he ever volunteer?

Three more blows, and 'Camille' dropped to her knees, heavily wounded. Her clothes were tattered, and her rapier was shattered into three parts. Mustering the last of her strength, she forcefully stood up, and walked towards the Sue, who was savoring her victory. Unknown to Kira, her foe had something up her sleeve, literally. The scientist took out a gun from her coat and tried to shoot her, but missed.

"Missed."

"You think you can beat me?" Kira sneered and started kicking her in the stomach. She rolled on the grass, and received about five or more kicks. Then, she had enough; she grabbed the Sue by the leg, and latched a prohibitor on it.

Suddenly, everything vanished. The helicopters, the lights, the slash marks, everything. The agent still held on to the struggling woman, smiling as she watched her target's look on her face. If it weren't for the injuries, she would be laughing like the mad scientist she is.

"What's going on?" Kira stuttered, her powers being drained by the second. "A prohibitor?!"

"Yes." The injured was still staring at her blankly and holding the leg in a death grip at the same time.

"Oh no, you don't." The Sue took out her saber and tried to slice the arm off, and succeeded.

But instead of the burning flesh, she smelled burning plastic and metal. She looked at the arm to see the live wires sticking out. "A robot?"

"Technically, he's an android." A voice came from behind. Kira turned around wit a surprised look on her face. It was the real Camille. "I want you to meet Doyle, my assistant and partner" She gestured to the fraud, who took off his wig, revealing short, black hair. He stood up, wiped the make-up off and bowed. "A pleasure meeting you, Miss Kira."

"You cheater!!!" Kira yelled, struggling. She then realized. There's no way the cowardly scientist would fight her, so she sent the android duplicate to fight. No wonder she had a longer-than-usual battle.

"I always believed that a little trick deserves another. I know for a fact that I can't win against you, so I sent Doyle to the middle of the field, while I hid in the trees. Yes, I'm a jerk. And when you're busy fighting him, he cuffed your leg. But to tell you the truth, I was thinking along the lines of him beating you." She took out a smaller-than-standard-issue portal gun and opened a portal beneath them. She grinned at the Sue, as well as Doyle.

"Heather Amanda Kira Fireheart Illumina Starbright Angelus, you're under arrest for multiple counts of Canon alteration, as well as for escaping prison. There's no point struggling."

And they fell down the hole.

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That night, while everyone's either gone or asleep, Adrian makes his way around the Library, walking towards his cookies' hiding place. As he was about to sneak his new stash of cookies behind a secret compartment, he heard a voice. From one of the adjacent rooms, he heard the scientist talking to her assistant.

"I'm sorry, Doyle" she said, fixing the severed arm. "I shouldn't have sent you there. Look at what she did to you." She sighs. Doyle shook his head and smiled at her. He doesn't have any emotions, but he does know how to imitate them.

"I should have been more careful, Miss." He spoke, handing her a screwdriver with his free hand. "It's such a shame I shattered your favorite sword. Maybe I'll get another one."

"It's okay. As long as you're safe."

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Author's Note: This is a revision of the first fic I ever written. Sorry for the wordiness, it's just the way I write. I hope you've liked it. Please read and review. Thank you.