PSMANIAC: This is my very first rejoice! I also have Crunch with me for the
Author's Note.
CRUNCH: Uhh... PSManiac.
PSMANIAC: Yes, Crunch.
CRUNCH: The disclaimer.
PSMANIAC: What about it?
CRUNCH: You need to type it.
PSMANIAC: Ohh...
CRUNCH: We don't want a lawsuit on our hands.
PSMANIAC: Fine! Fine! I don't own anything! Except for King Bong. So R&R!
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Crash Bandicoot
in:
Monkey Buisiness
By
PSManiac
Scene 1: N. Sanity Island, Northern Beach, 8:05 A.M.
(We see Crash & Crunch next to a wumpa tree. Crash is holding a large basket.)
Crunch: You ready Crash?
(He nods.)
Crunch: Alright then.
(He shakes the tree as Crash catches the falling wumpa. Two wumpa falls over
Crash's eyes. He licks them off.)
Crunch: Yeah! Breakfast is serv-
(A blue monkey jumps out of the basket, eating a wumpa fruit, then runs off into the
jungle.)
Crunch: I'm gonna kill you, fool!
(Crash stops him.)
Crunch: I know, I know. This is a kid's show. but when we're off the air, I'm gonna-
(Crash covers Crunch's mouth.)
Crunch: Mrrphh mwrpphh mrph. Mrphhmphh MRPHH MRRPPHH
MRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crash puts his hand away.)
Crunch: Thanks, I needed that.
Scene 2: N. Sanity Island, Northern Jungle, 8:09 A. M.
(The monkey scampers through the forest, until an N-Bot Robots that serve
Cortex catches it.)
N-Bot: Target aquired. Identity: Blue Simian. Statis: Captured. Sending docking
trasmission code 9'er 9'er.
(The monkey attacks its face.)
N-Bot: ALERT! ALERT! TARGET ATTACKING! REPEAT! TARGET ATTACKING!
(The robot runs around frantically. The monkey jumps off right before the robot hits
a tree and explodes. Now, we see Crash and the gang eating wumpa on the
beach. You can see the mushroom-shaped explosion in the background.)
Crunch: You guys hear somthing?
(Crash and Coco shake their heads. They continue eating. The monkey stares at
the giant scorch mark,then laughs. Suddenly a claw picks up the monkey and hauls
it up into Cortex's airship!)
Cortex: Why do I have to do everything myself?
( The monkey gets in the airship, and it takes off.)
Scene 3: N.Sanity Island, Northern Beach, 8:45 A. M.
(After breakfast, Crash, Coco, and Crunch decided to lay on the beach and work
on their tan. Then there's a distant Kaboom, then another one but closer. A screen
with Cortex's face on it.)
Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. We meet again for the last time. You see, I am your
father!
(Crash has a look of horror on his face.)
Coco: Wait a minute. That's not in the script!
Cortex: Ohhhh!
(Cortex flips through a couple scripts.)
Cortex: Aha! Here it is!
(He clears his throght.)
Cortex: Crash Bandicoot! Ever since you humiliated me at motorworld, I have
been plotting your...umm...instant funeral.
(Once again Crash has a hard time figuiring out Cortex's figuires of speech.)
Cortex: Now meet my new minion... King Bong!
(Silence except for a cricket.)
Cortex: I said King Bong!
(A giant blue monkey appears from behind the mountain.)
King Bong: Oohh EEE RARRrrr.
(He notices the wumpa trees and claps.)
King Bong: OOOOooooo!
(He starts popping wumpa in his mouth.)
Cortex: What are you doing you stupid simian! You are suppose to be destroying
those troublesome marsupials!
Coco: I think I found his weakness.
Crunch: You did?
Coco: Yeah, just hold him back, okay?
(Now she got to work.)
Crunch: I'll handle this.
(He punches the monkey, but Bong just throws him into a distant mountain in the
middle of the ocean. It crumbles to create an exact replica of the Statue of
Liberty.)
King Bong: Ha ha ha ha HA HA HA !
Coco: I'm done now to fire it up.
(She reveals a strange contraption and fires some wumpa fruit at Cortex Castle.
Bong follows the fruit.)
Scene 4: Cortex Island, Castle Cortex, 9:01 A. M.
Cortex: Those pesky bandicoots will be destroyed in a matter of minutes!
(Some wumpa hits his forehead.)
Cortex: What the-
(Down in the lounge, Trophy, Tiny, N. Gin, and Dingodile were playing go fish.)
Tiny: Got any four aces?
Trophy: Go fish.
(Bong Destroys the castle, but the lounge was still standing.)
Tiny: Yahtzee!
Dingodile: Honestly, why do we let him play?
(Cortex crawls out of the wreckage.)
Cortex: You blundering baboon! You destoyed my castle! I oughta- Uh oh!
(Bong roars and throws Cortex into the Statue of Liberty replica. Then hurls it into
space.)
Cortex: CURSE YOU CRASH BANDICOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
(Coco takes the Evolvo-Ray and turn Bong back to his original form.)
Coco:Awww! He's soooooo CUTE! Let's keep him!
Scene 5: Space, Planet X, 7:10 P. M.
(After meteors and asteroids, the statue was no more than the head and torch. It
lands on the seaside of a distant planet. Cortex crawls out and sees thousands
and thousands of Crashes.)
Cortex: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The End!
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PSMANIAC: So R&R everybody!
CRUNCH: What does R&R mean anyway?
PSMANIAC: I'm sure it means read and review.
CRUNCH: Makes sense.
PSMANIAC: T-t-t-t-that's all folks! (I don't own Looney Tunes)
