PSMANIAC: This is my very first rejoice! I also have Crunch with me for the

Author's Note.

CRUNCH: Uhh... PSManiac.

PSMANIAC: Yes, Crunch.

CRUNCH: The disclaimer.

PSMANIAC: What about it?

CRUNCH: You need to type it.

PSMANIAC: Ohh...

CRUNCH: We don't want a lawsuit on our hands.

PSMANIAC: Fine! Fine! I don't own anything! Except for King Bong. So R&R!

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Crash Bandicoot

in:

Monkey Buisiness

By

PSManiac

Scene 1: N. Sanity Island, Northern Beach, 8:05 A.M.

(We see Crash & Crunch next to a wumpa tree. Crash is holding a large basket.)

Crunch: You ready Crash?

(He nods.)

Crunch: Alright then.

(He shakes the tree as Crash catches the falling wumpa. Two wumpa falls over

Crash's eyes. He licks them off.)

Crunch: Yeah! Breakfast is serv-

(A blue monkey jumps out of the basket, eating a wumpa fruit, then runs off into the

jungle.)

Crunch: I'm gonna kill you, fool!

(Crash stops him.)

Crunch: I know, I know. This is a kid's show. but when we're off the air, I'm gonna-

(Crash covers Crunch's mouth.)

Crunch: Mrrphh mwrpphh mrph. Mrphhmphh MRPHH MRRPPHH

MRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crash puts his hand away.)

Crunch: Thanks, I needed that.

Scene 2: N. Sanity Island, Northern Jungle, 8:09 A. M.

(The monkey scampers through the forest, until an N-Bot Robots that serve

Cortex catches it.)

N-Bot: Target aquired. Identity: Blue Simian. Statis: Captured. Sending docking

trasmission code 9'er 9'er.

(The monkey attacks its face.)

N-Bot: ALERT! ALERT! TARGET ATTACKING! REPEAT! TARGET ATTACKING!

(The robot runs around frantically. The monkey jumps off right before the robot hits

a tree and explodes. Now, we see Crash and the gang eating wumpa on the

beach. You can see the mushroom-shaped explosion in the background.)

Crunch: You guys hear somthing?

(Crash and Coco shake their heads. They continue eating. The monkey stares at

the giant scorch mark,then laughs. Suddenly a claw picks up the monkey and hauls

it up into Cortex's airship!)

Cortex: Why do I have to do everything myself?

( The monkey gets in the airship, and it takes off.)

Scene 3: N.Sanity Island, Northern Beach, 8:45 A. M.

(After breakfast, Crash, Coco, and Crunch decided to lay on the beach and work

on their tan. Then there's a distant Kaboom, then another one but closer. A screen

with Cortex's face on it.)

Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. We meet again for the last time. You see, I am your

father!

(Crash has a look of horror on his face.)

Coco: Wait a minute. That's not in the script!

Cortex: Ohhhh!

(Cortex flips through a couple scripts.)

Cortex: Aha! Here it is!

(He clears his throght.)

Cortex: Crash Bandicoot! Ever since you humiliated me at motorworld, I have

been plotting your...umm...instant funeral.

(Once again Crash has a hard time figuiring out Cortex's figuires of speech.)

Cortex: Now meet my new minion... King Bong!

(Silence except for a cricket.)

Cortex: I said King Bong!

(A giant blue monkey appears from behind the mountain.)

King Bong: Oohh EEE RARRrrr.

(He notices the wumpa trees and claps.)

King Bong: OOOOooooo!

(He starts popping wumpa in his mouth.)

Cortex: What are you doing you stupid simian! You are suppose to be destroying

those troublesome marsupials!

Coco: I think I found his weakness.

Crunch: You did?

Coco: Yeah, just hold him back, okay?

(Now she got to work.)

Crunch: I'll handle this.

(He punches the monkey, but Bong just throws him into a distant mountain in the

middle of the ocean. It crumbles to create an exact replica of the Statue of

Liberty.)

King Bong: Ha ha ha ha HA HA HA !

Coco: I'm done now to fire it up.

(She reveals a strange contraption and fires some wumpa fruit at Cortex Castle.

Bong follows the fruit.)

Scene 4: Cortex Island, Castle Cortex, 9:01 A. M.

Cortex: Those pesky bandicoots will be destroyed in a matter of minutes!

(Some wumpa hits his forehead.)

Cortex: What the-

(Down in the lounge, Trophy, Tiny, N. Gin, and Dingodile were playing go fish.)

Tiny: Got any four aces?

Trophy: Go fish.

(Bong Destroys the castle, but the lounge was still standing.)

Tiny: Yahtzee!

Dingodile: Honestly, why do we let him play?

(Cortex crawls out of the wreckage.)

Cortex: You blundering baboon! You destoyed my castle! I oughta- Uh oh!

(Bong roars and throws Cortex into the Statue of Liberty replica. Then hurls it into

space.)

Cortex: CURSE YOU CRASH BANDICOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

(Coco takes the Evolvo-Ray and turn Bong back to his original form.)

Coco:Awww! He's soooooo CUTE! Let's keep him!

Scene 5: Space, Planet X, 7:10 P. M.

(After meteors and asteroids, the statue was no more than the head and torch. It

lands on the seaside of a distant planet. Cortex crawls out and sees thousands

and thousands of Crashes.)

Cortex: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The End!

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PSMANIAC: So R&R everybody!

CRUNCH: What does R&R mean anyway?

PSMANIAC: I'm sure it means read and review.

CRUNCH: Makes sense.

PSMANIAC: T-t-t-t-that's all folks! (I don't own Looney Tunes)