I had the Idea for this after fighting with my little brother...lolz..hope u like it! Sorry I'm not funny...*SoB*
Sasori sat on the left side of the couch, flipping through the channels, bored as could be.
Deidara sat on the right side of the couch, his hand on his cheek, huffing angrily with each show that passed that he wanted to watch.
Sasori glared at him with each huff.
Deidara got louder with each glare.
This is how it was every day with them.
Konan peered around the corner alongside Pein.
"Pein, what are we going to do about them?"
"I dunno…they're like siblings…"
"Like brothers…"
"Like twins…"
They rounded the corner again, sighing.
"They need to learn to get along," Pein commented angrily.
"We could handcuff them?"
"But Sasori would just pull his hand off…"
Konan shrugged, "Oh yeah, there's always that…"
"Hey, brat!" Sasori growled angrily, "Shut it, if you're having trouble breathing, die quietly!"
Deidara threw the throw pillow at Sasori's head as hard as he could, only to have him deflect it off his arm. Sasori glared at him, growling.
"Are you pretending to be a dog or something?" He asked, dodging the DVD remote thrown at his head.
"Brat!" He spat at Deidara angrily, resting his cheek on his hand, sighing irritably.
Deidara smirked and kicked him once really hard in his leg, jumping up and running out of the living room. Sasori just sat there, looking at his leg.
"….He DOES know I don't feel pain in this body, doesn't he?"
Kisame walked down the hallway, standing aside so Deidara could keep running. He raised an eyebrow and called after him, "Why are you running?"
Deidara turned for a second, calling back, "Master Sasori is chasing me! I kicked 'em!" he gave a laugh to the wind and kept running.
Kisame kept looking after him, then looked back at the archway entrance from the den to the hallway. Nothing came.
"Well…that's odd, isn't it?" Kisame shrugged and continued walking.
Deidara continued his one-man chase through the Akatsuki hideout, bumping corners with his shoulders and tripping over things, running dead-on into Itachi, and tripping Hidan, getting a barrage of sharp objects and swear words thrown at him. Deidara just kept running. Until he ran into Pein.
"What in God's name are you running from?!" Pein shouted, glaring down at the not-so-innocent blonde.
"M-mas-master Sa-Sasori is ch-chasing m-"He stopped when Pein grabbed his head, turning him around. Nobody was there.
Deidara looked back at him. "H-He…was…?" he stuttered, giving an innocent smile and a shrug. Pein threw his hands in the air, walking away.
Sasori smirked in the den, hearing Pein yell at Deidara. He laughed a little, but only a little, and turned the T.V. off mute, satisfied that Deidara got in trouble and he didn't have to do a thing but sit there and enjoy it.
