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I'm back already with what's to be a small story, 5 chapters minimum and 10 max. It's nothing complicated really. Just an idea I took from a show and thought it might be funny as a fanfiction. Each chapter won't be very long (about 1000 words) and well... I just hope you like it! =) So let's give this a try and do let me know what you thought of it at the end pretty please!
Hope you like it!
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Dr. Phil's guide to better sex
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"Honey… I have great news!"
I smile as I walk into our bedroom. The sight of her simply gives me every reason to be happy.
"Oh really?" I ask suggestively.
"Yes! I've read this book and it suggests something amazing to improve our sex life…"
A perverted smile distorts my lips and I hurry to take my clothes off. It seems we're going to have a long night ahead of us…
"Hum…" I climb onto the bed, caressing her legs while I make my way up to those pink lips I love so much.
"No wait… You have to listen first…"
I frown my brows but I obey. There's no reason in arguing with Hermione Malfoy, even I know that by now.
"Sure love, go ahead then… but try to make it quick please I desperately want you!"
She smiles, rolling her eyes and I can't help the small smile that appears on my lips as well. How I had fallen in love with her I wasn't sure… But Merlin how I loved her…
"Ok so…" she starts with that singing voice of hers "According to Dr. Phil who wrote this book… There comes a time in a couple's life when they need to take some distances from all the sexual tension between them to better appreciate it at the end of their "retreat"…"
"Huh? What sexual tension are you talking about…? I thought we were pretty healthy sexually…"
"Well… Yes we are indeed…"
"So what's this you're talking about then?"
"Well… to put it simply we will not be having sex for the next 4 weeks so that when we finally get to do it we'll be able to enjoy it fully!"
She stares at me with one of her big beautiful smiles she gives when she wants me to give in to something but I'm not sure I grasp the meaning of her words yet.
It takes a whole minute for me to understand what she's saying and when I do…
"WHAT? You cannot be serious Hermione!" I shriek, my eyes widening with much exaggeration.
"Common Draco it won't be that bad… and imagine how good the sex will be after 4 weeks of abstinence…"
"The sex is PERFECT now Hermione! I don't need it to be any better I swear!"
"Yes it is but… It'll be even better!"
"No… No… You can't do this to me…"
To be honest here, I'm scared out of my mind. ME? Not have sex for FOUR weeks? That's pure torture! How the hell am I supposed to not have sex when she's wearing those small clothes and… At the thought of her in the shower I swallow hard, feeling the tears of despair behind my eyelids.
"Oh honey… it's not like we won't be having any sexual intercourse at all… "
Those words start soothing me a bit because I can feel the heart attack preying on me.
"Well… I guess I could do with just foreplay…" I grumble weakly.
"Oh… no… Baby you don't get it… We won't be having any of that either…"
"But you just said…"
"I meant by that that we'll be having spiritual sex…"
"Spiritual sex?" I'm sure I sound stupid as I repeat the words she had just said and I probably look it too but after all she is announcing me the end of the world so I have all the right.
"Yes! Spiritual sex! We'll get to enjoy each other's presence by doing sensual things… like couple's yoga… or taking baths together without touching each other."
I swallow hard. I'm in pain! In spiritual pain for that matter because there is no way I will survive 4 weeks without having sex…
"Love… why would you want to do such a thing to me? Have I not been good to you? Have I not loved you enough?" I feel like my voice sounds like a weep.
"Draco… it's not going to be that hard I promise! At the end of our 4 weeks of withdrawal the sex will be so amazing you'll thank me!"
"The sex is awesome now!" I repeat yet again.
"Well it'll get even better I promise!"
"So I can't have sex with my wife?"
"No love…"
"Well can I have sex with somebody else? The neighbor perhaps?"
"If you wish to still be married afterwards you might not want to go fornicate with the neighbor… Or anybody else for that matter!" she warns.
"What have I done to deserve this!" I cry out, looking up at the ceiling as if talking to the Gods.
I hear her laugh and I feel her hands draw circles on my chest.
"Can we at least have sex tonight to prep me for this journey through hell?"
"No Draco… Starting tomorrow we will have to spend the next four weeks without any sex at all so we might as well get a head start tonight…"
"So technically you want me to spend 4 weeks and one day without sex…"
By now I'm just desperate. My voice sounds like that of a child who hasn't reached puberty yet and I'm contemplating going to this Dr Phil's house to commit murder.
"Don't be so sad honey. You'll see in four weeks…"
"And one day…" I cut in miserably.
"Yes four weeks and one day" she laughs snuggling closer to me, "You'll thank me I promise."
"I doubt I will. Besides I might just be dead by then." I mutter.
She laughs a hearty laugh and brings her lips to my cheek before laying her head on my shoulder.
"Goodnight love."
"Hum… 'Night" I answer as I analyze the situation over again in my head.
After a while, I come up with the conclusion that I'm not going to spend 4 weeks and one day without having sex with the love of my life so I began forming an evil plan to ensure we have sex by the end of the week.
With that more cheerful thought in mind, I close my eyes, trying not to think of what the next days will be like.
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Soooo :)
Chapter 1 is done! Very short but it's because I want to finish a story that is more than a TwoSHot for once! I'm hoping you guys will like it... oh and i'll most likely post a chapter every 2 to 3 days or so :) I already have 3 written in full so it shouldn't be so hard! So thanks for reading! And i hope to see you with the next chapter! :)
Kisses,
MrsMalfoy.
P.S: A review pretty please with cherry on top? :)
