Red vs Blue Episode 102: Sand Trap
Written by NobodyofCoralian
Church: Tex what the fuck I thought you were dead
Tex: Well clearly I'm not
Church: Yeah I know, but how did you survive Andy exploded
Tex: I threw Andy off the ship right before he exploded. That's all you saw
Tucker: Well that still doesn't explain why you're here
Tex: If you'll just shut up for two seconds I'll tell you. See we made it to the alien home world O'mally and Wyoming betrayed me
flashback to Tex and Wyoming at the alien homeworld O'mally transfers into Wyoming and attempts to shoot Tex
Tex: I managed to escape them by high jacking an alien space ship and setting a course for blood gulch, but when I got there I saw you guys loading up that ship. I ran as fast as I could and made it into the ship. Then I just watched you guys play that game which I won.
Tucker: Because you cheated
Tex: Whatever. The point is that I shouldn't have left so now I'm back. So where's this ship going anyway?
Sarge: It's going to a place called Sandtrap.
Tex: It's probably better than that canyon.
Sarge: We don't know it's a new place that command is sending us to.
Donut: Hey Sarge!
Sarge: What do you want Donut.
Donut: Come over here we found a bunch of new armor
Sarge: Well lets go take a look
flash to another part of the ship there 10 sets of armor (all gray)
Church: This is some nice armor holds up Hayabusa armor
Doc: I like this one holds up Scout armor
Caboose: I'll take this one holds up Mark V armor
Church: Caboose if you take that one you'll actually be downgrading
Caboose: No in some countries 5 is greater than 6
Church: Yeah name one
Caboose: uhhhh……
Church: Exactly
Tucker: I'll take this one holds up EOB armor
Sister: I want this one cause it's so awesome holds up CQB
Sarge, Simmons, Griff, and Tex walk in
Church: Hey guys here's what armor is left go ahead and choose what you want
Griff: I'll take this one holds up EVA armor
Simmons: Hey I wanted that one.
Griff: Too bad kiss ass I got it first
Simmons: Fine I guess I'll take this one holds up Rogue armor
Tex: I want this one holds up ODST armor
Sarge: I'll take this one holds up security armor
Donut walks up what's up guys
Griff: we're picking out new armor
Donut: Cool I want that one points to the one in Simmons hand
Simmons: You cant have this one I already picked this one
Donut: Then what can I have
Church: All that's left is some new Mark VI armor
Caboose: Uh actually
Church: Caboose what did you do?
Caboose: I might have borrowed it to fix something
flash to the armor plugging up a hole in the ship
Donut: So wait I have to be stuck with this lightish red armor
Griff: For the love of god Donut just admit that it's pink
Donut: It's not pink it's lightish red!
Griff: Whatever Donut. If you need me I'll be putting on my new armor leaves
everyone except Donut leaves
Donut: Man I can't believe I am stuck with this armor while they get all new armor
Everyone comes back
Sarge: Well what do we do now all our armors are gray
Tucker: Oh right hold on I'll go get my spray paint set
Tucker leaves
Comes back a minute later with his armor aqua colored and his spray paint set
Church: That was fast takes cobalt colored spray
Sarge: Yeah blue how'd you do that so fast. Have you developed some kind of super speed power?
Tucker: No it was only a short walk away
Flash to another part of the ship
Lopez: speaking Spanish someone help me I cant move
back to the reds and blue who are now their correct colors
Tucker: So now what
Donut: We could play- is interrupted by a loudspeaker
Voice: Attention reds and blue please strap your selves in we will be landing in Sandtrap momentarily
Tucker: Thank god
everyone except Church is strapped in
Tex: Church hurry up and get strapped in
Church: I'm telling you guys we don't need to we'll be fine- ship lands and church flys up and hits the ceiling ow!
Tex: Told you
To be Continued…
