I am working on another story right now but it's not related to anything. In this I guess its a random RE fan fic. Enjoyness! Btw Miku ish me! Btw when I turned them into animals, they only have tails, claws, and animal ears...so doez I! btw Rei, Yuki, and Amby are two of my closest friends in real life so nya!one last thing, Yaoi is when two guys are in love and stuff but ima not do that in this Fic, sorry pervs(even though I am a Yaoi Perv lolz)
Wesker: is lying on the couch asleep
Chris: * is behind couch *
Miku: Chris-kun, what are you doing?
Chris: * jumps * NOTHING!
Miku: were you going to prank Kitty?
Chris: "Kitty"?
Miku: that's my nickname for Captain Wesker
Chris: please don't say Captain Wesker ;A;
Miku: why?
Chris: too many painful memories ;w;
Miku: awww * hugs Chris* you is a puppy like Miku-Chan!
Chris: what? *looks up and sees dog ears and sees tail * wtf? OwO
Miku: im magic and I can turn you into a doggie like Me! I turned Kitty into a Kitty
Chris: makes sense! * laughs *
Wesker:* is curled up into a ball on the couch, purring *
Chris: awww a kitty * jumps on couch and stares at Wesker*
Miku: aww ^.^
Chris: * starts barking * TRAITOR!
Wesker:* wakes up, and runs*
Chris:* chases Wesker and barks *
Wesker: * gets on top of the cabinet in the kitchen and hisses at Chris * Redfield! What the hell are you doing!
Chris: * barks * scaring the crap outta you for one * evil smirk *
Miku: what have I done = w =;;;
Rei: *comes in * hey Miku- *sees Wesker and Chris * nya? =OwO= *hides behind chair *
Amby: *comes in *whats with the nya? *sees Chris scaring Wesker * yay Yaoi! O3O
Rei: *jumps up * NO YAOI!
Yuki:* comes in * oh noez! how will I go on? *cries
Miku: here, Yuki-chan! gives* Yuki MelloXMatt Yaoi Manga*
Wesker: can someone get Redfield to stop barking at me!
Rei: y-yes Sir! -OwO-* runs and grabs Chris by the collar*
Chris: when did I start wearing a collar?
Miku: don't ask such complicated questions, Puppy =w=
Wesker: *jumps down * I suppose I should thank you, Rei
Rei: y-you're welcome, Sir!
Amby: I detect a lack of Wesker and Chris yaoi in this area =w=
Rei: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE!
Miku: how do you know that?
Rei: well cuz... cuz... WEEESKER KUUUN! ;w; *glomps Wesker *
Wesker: what is "Yaoi"
Miku: easy! it's when two guy-* gets tackled by Rei*
Rei: don't disturb his mind with you're perverted evil! =w=
Wesker: so I don't want to know?
Rei: no sir! ;w;
Amby:* is giggling with Yuki in the background*
Wesker: obviously not =w=
Yuki: hey, where's Miku-San?
Miku: * comes in * there, that better, puppy?
Chris: yes! ^w^
Wesker: Miku, where were you?
Miku: taking Puppy outside to pee 0w0
Wesker: * sweatdrop * nice to know =w=
Rei: aww I wanted to do that
Yuki: someday, little one, someday... OMG MELLO!
Rei: just keep reading you're yaoi...TO YOURSELF! *tackles * no yaoi! at least not around me ;w;
Yuki: can't promise anything
Rei: ugh
Chris: *scratches head with foot *
Wesker: do you seriously have to act like a dog?
Chris: can't help it... instinct OwO
Wesker: riiiight so explain why you don't see me "bathing" right about know? -w-
Chris: …...cuz...
Wesker: you fail at logic
Chris: OH I KNOW CUZ YOU HAFTA BATHE NOW!
Wesker:...* runs to bathroom*
Chris: YOU FAIL WESKER!
Rei: Wesker-kun ;w;
Yuki: awwww they kissed
Rei: YUKI!
Amby:* is playing Modern Warfare 2* Mactavish! nya! ^w^
Chris: hey what are you playing?
Amby: Modern Warefare 2
Chris: I wanna play!
Amby: you fail at using indoor plumbing, why would I let you play MW2?
Chris: ;A;
Amby: oh, ok =w=
Chris: * hugs * thank you, Amby! 83
Wesker:* comes back * much better
Excella:* comes in * hello, Albert * winks *
Wesker: …... on second thought, I'm going to lock myself in the bathroom *runs back to bathroom and locks the door *
Excella: ;A; *runs to bathroom door and punches the door * AAAALBERT! * cries *
Excella: * gives up and sits next to Chris *
Chris: you ok?
Excella: I think Albert hates me
Chris: welcome to the club =w=
Excella: I've never felt so stupid
Everyone: REALLY? OwO
Excella:* sweatdrop * um... yes
Miku: Kitty! pwease come out of the bathroom
Wesker: no! Excella will try to make me marry her and bore me with stories about her childhood
Miku: no way! Come out!
Chris: yes, come on Albert!
Wesker: w
Chris: or should I call you Kitty?
Wesker: only Miku can get away with calling me Kitty
Chris: Kitty!
Amby: Kitty!
Yuki: Kitty? _ * too busy to pay attention *
Wesker: ILL KILL YOU ALL!
Excella: KITTY!
Wesker:...Shut up Excella
Miku: come on out!
Wesker: no! Excella's probably already putting on a wedding dress expecting me to propose to her =w= * shivers*
Excella: * is wearing wedding dress *
Miku: damn, you're right OwO
Chris: Excella, why Wesker, of all people?
Excella: becau-
Chris: ok, I don't really care
Excella : ;w;
Yuki: I feel sorry for that chic
Chris: you shouldn't
Yuki: OKIE DOKEY BIG ARMED MAN!* continues reading*
Chris: TwT
Rei:*is scratching at door* pwease sir?
Wesker:...okay
Everyone: HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
Rei: asking nicely?
Miku: aww why didn't I think of... HEY I DID!
Wesker:* comes out of bathroom *
Excella: hello future husband
Wesker: IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Chris: did they just make a t.v show refrence?
Amby: yep they've been doing that now watch out before you-
Chris:* Chris's character on MW2 dies *awww
Amby: you gotta keep going or you're going to die
Miku: Kitty doesn't like you * is talking to Excella *
Excella: okay.. *in denial *
Miku: I don't like you either!
Excella: but I am a awesome person
Miku: ….you're like Misa-Misa... I like and dislike you
Excella: thanks...
Miku: NICE DRESS!
Wesker: don't encourage her
Rei: is spying on Wesker on top of the fridge
Wesker: Rei, why are you on top of there?
Rei: eek! =OwO=* falls*
Yuki: she's the spying type
Wesker: believe me, I know =w=
Chris:* keeps dying on MW2* ;w;
Amby: you fail at Modern Warefare
Chris: can't we play something else?
Amby: fine...we'll play something relevant to you... RE5?
Miku: NOOOEZ! THE ENDING IS DEPRESSING!
Chris: Wesker dies, that's not depressing
Amby: D8 harsh, dude
Chris: ;w; IM SORRY! * head and ears go down, as if being scolded*
Amby: its okay, puppy
Chris: what other games do you have?
Amby: Left4Dead
Chris: sounds fun, put it in
Amby: don't tell me to do things!
Chris:...sorry? Owo
Amby: whatever *puts game in * I CALL FRANCIS!
Chris: I CALL FRAN- CRAP!
Amby: I always get Francis
Chris: fine ill get Louis
Amby: Miku-Chan always gets him
Miku: BECAUSE IM IN AMERICA!
Yuki: that makes no sense whatsoever
Miku: I know, isn't it great?
Ima going to stop right here but its going to continue! Nyan! Goodbye and write good reviews pwease pwease!
