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Chapter One: Camping!

BPOV (Bella)

"Ugh! Char- DAD, why do we have to go camping?" I whined. "We're NOT camping, its family bonding!" He said clearly excited.

"Oh Charlie, Bella doesn't have to go, we can finally have some alone time…" Barbie smirked. Oh, if your wondering whom "Barbie" is, it's Charlie's new wife Fay. She's a COMPLETE fluff; she always wants "alone time" with Charlie.

*shudders at thought*

"Dad, I think I will go!" I said sounding like one of those "preppy girls." I laughed inwardly as Barbie scowled at me. Ha! She doesn't even DESERVE Charlie! I don't know why he even picked her! She's a total snob, drama-queen, and priss. She's always, "Ooh! Charlie! I want this diamond necklace! It's ONLY $1,256.89! And, It's on SALE!"

"Bella! Hurry up and pack your things!" Barbie snapped. He he. This is gonna be fun!

BPOV (Barbie)

Oh m gee! Bella is totally harshing my mood. Ever since I met her she's always been mean to me! Charlie-Poo needs to get rid of her! Hehe… Maybe can arrange that!

As I walked into the kitchen I saw Bella there. "Bella, sweety, can you PLEASE go take a shower! You smell!" I held my nose for the dramatic effect and pursed my lips like I smelt a fart hoping she would take the hint. She sniffed her hair and shrugged walking out of the room. Yes! She's gone! Time to call the one and only Edward C., I didn't know his full name though or what he looked like. Actually, no one did. He got the job done fast and easy I heard.

(Barbie-BOLD Edward—Italic)

"Hello, Edward speaking."

"Hello, I hear your good at your job…"

"Aaah, I see what you are getting at… WHO, WHEN, WHERE?"

"Bella Swan, tomorrow night at 8:00P.M., Forks Camp-Site."

"What way?"

"Slow and painful please."

"Ok, may I ask why?"

"She's my husbands daughter, and I want her out of the way."

"How old is she may I ask?"

"18…"

"18! She's barely an adult ma'am!"

"I don't care! Do it, or no money for you!"

"Fine, goodbye."

"Bye!"

I snapped the phone back just as Bella came out in a towel. "Do I smell better?" She smirked. "Perfect." I said trying to not sound excited. Wait! I need money! Crap! "Ooh Charlie!" I called out trying to be seductive. "Yes hon?" He asked bored. "Can I have $3,000.00?" "WHAT! WHY?" He yelled. "Umm… I need to buy a new flat-screen for our room." I blurted out. "OH! Okay then!" He sounded hyper. "Here ya go!" He said while handing me a HUGE stack of money. Where did he get that from? Oh, not matter. At least I got it!

CPOV (Charlie)

Hmm… I wonder why Fay asked me for $3,000.00? Eh, whatever makes her happy. Ooh! The game is on! Woohoo! Goooooo team! (A.N. He said "Woohoo! Goooooo team!" Like a chearleader would! LoL)

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Just kidding! Hope you LOVE it!