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Anime Interview Show



*Before the show*

Yami Blue: I hope everyone's here… ~~ Where are YOU going?

Interview guest #5: Ewan… (A/N: see the note at the bottom of the page)

*The show begins*

Yami Blue: *runs on stage though a big fancy entrance and plops into a chair* Welcome to the first Anmie Interview Show!! Here I'll be interviewing anime characters and getting information about 'em! And our first guest is… GON from Hunter x Hunter!!

Gon: *comes in from the back door and sits in a chair next to Yami Blue* Hello! ^_^

Yami Blue: Uh… you're supposed to come out of there… *points to the big fancy entrance*

Gon: But I want to come in from the back door!! *gives the hostess his stubborn face*

Yami Blue: No, you can't! .

Gon: Yes, I can! .

Yami Blue: No!

Gon: Yes!

Yami Blue: No!

Gon: Yes!

Yami Blue: Fine (he's so stubborn…)… ~~ ok on with the show… Gon tell us about your self. ^_^

Gon: Let's see… I'm 12 years old, um… I became a hunter so that I could find my father, Jinn.

Yami Blue: And?

Gon: …And… I like to use my fishing rod as a weapon! ^_^

Yami Blue: …

Gon: It's very handy! I whacked a ratfox on the head with it! ^_^

Yami Blue: Cool! ^_^ Here's a question… do you think that you have any flaws?

Gon: Sometimes I miscalculate my jumps, once I meant to jump 1 meter high but I jumped 3. ^_^0

Yami Blue: Ooookaaaaaay. Next question… Are you gay? (who put that in???)

Gon: What does gay mean?

Yami Blue: O.o0 You don't know what it means???

Gon: No! What? I'm only a naive preteen… ^_^0

Yami Blue: Oy, forget it… Our next guest is… Killua!

Killua: *comes in from the back door* Yo. ^_^

Yami Blue: *mutters to herself* I really have to board up that door…

Killua: *sits down next to Gon*

Yami Blue: Hi Killua! So you're a good friend of Gon?

Killua: Yup! I'm the same age as Gon.

Yami Blue: I understand that you quit the family business.

Killua: Yeah, it's true… I was tired of being an assassin and killing people. (it was getting boring…)

Gon: Now he hangs around with me, Curapik and Leorio! ^_^

Yami Blue: That's nice! Killua, what's your fighting technique?

Killua: Uhh… that's a hard one… usually I just fight with my bare hands and sometimes I kill my opponents, it depends on what kind of mood I'm in. Like my blood-thirsty or angry mood.

Yami Blue: …

Gon: Don't worry, I got used to him killing people after a while.

Yami Blue: *mutters to herself* A 12 year old ex-assassin running around killing people, scary but cool…

Killua: What? They pissed me off…

Gon: You really don't want to get him angry.

Killua: Yup! Piss me off and DIE!! Mwahahahaha!!!!

Yami Blue: Ok last question… Are you single?

Killua: What kind of question is that?!?!?!?

Yami Blue: *tries to look innocent* A good question… so are you WITH someone or not?

Killua: Well no… I'm single. Why do you wanna know?

Yami Blue: I dono… Just wanted to know ^_^

Killua: Don't get any ideas…

Yami Blue: What? I'm just a Killua Zodick fangirl. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ^_^

Gon: *has no clue what going on 'cause he's too darn innocent* Weird… *looks at Yami Blue's cue cards* Let's see… the next guest is… Curapik!

Curapik: *comes in from the back door* Hey everyone! ^_^

Yami Blue: THAT'S IT!!! Please ask the questions Gon!! *gives him a copy of her cue cards and runs off to board up the back door*

Everyone else: O.o0

Gon: Alright then… *reads off the cue cards* Curapik, are you a boy or girl? (what's WITH these questions???)

Curapik: I'm a GUY!! Why the heck do people think that I'm a girl???

Gon: *cough* Hair *cough*

Killua: *cough* Voice *cough*

Gon: Eyes *cough*

Killua: Physical *cough* Stature *cough* *cough*

Curapik: ~~ I feel so respected…

Yami Blue: Well you do look like a girl…

Gon: How'd you get here? o.o

Yami Blue: I finished boarding up the door! *jabs her thumb to the door which is totally board up and barricaded with random poker tables and bookshelves*

Everyone else: O.o0

Yami Blue: I heard that Curapik's eyes go red when ever he gets angry or when he sees a spider.

Killua: Yeah… he gets scary when that happens.

Yami Blue: Can you give us an example?

Gon: Sure. *takes a real spider out of his pocket (Curapik doesn't notice) he then puts it on the floor*

Killua: *in a toneless voice* Oh look, Curapik. There's a spider on the floor.

Curapik: *his eyes go red and he walks over to the bug* GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps on the spider with his foot* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp*…

Everyone else: O.o0

Curapik: …DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp*…

*After one hour*

Curapik: …DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* DIE! *stomp* …

Killua: Uh, Curapik? I think that spider is beyond hell by now… -_-0

Yami Blue: *uses Author Power (POWER-Power-power etc) and zaps the spider away* That's enough… we don't want the humane society to sue for spider abuse…

Humane Society Representative: *walks in*

Killua: Too late. ^_^0

HSR: Your show abused a spider while on air, your fine is $23 Canadian. So cough it up!!!

Yami Blue: *hands the HSR $23 Canadian* There!

HSR: Thanks! ^_^ *walks out*

Curapik: *whose eyes are back to normal* Opps! I guess I over did it a little… ^_^0

Interview guest #4: That's an understatement…

Yami Blue: Leorio! I didn't call you up yet! Anyways how did you get here???

Leorio: Though the fire escape. ^_^

Yami Blue: ARRRRRRRRG!!

Gon: We should really get back to the show…

Yami Blue: Leorio-

Leorio: Leorio-SAN!!

Yami Blue: (yah whatever…) Why did you become a hunter?

Leorio: Because of money!!! Money! Money! Money! Money!!!!

Yami Blue: So that you could become a doctor?

Leorio: Yah that too…

Yami Blue: Also… do you think that you have any character flaws?

Leorio: Nope.

Everyone else: *bursts out laughing* GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Leorio: Are you mocking me?

Yami Blue: As a matter of fact: Yes. *continues to laugh*

Leorio: -_-* What kind of flaws do you think I have?

Curapik: You're delusional, hot headed, short tempered, clumsy, a pervert and-

Yami Blue: -you ask stupid questions.

Leorio: Are you mocking me?

Yami Blue: See?

Gon: She's got you there…

Killua: Agreed.

Leorio: Why is everyone picking on me??? *pouts in a corner*

Yami Blue: Well he does have some good qualities…

Gon: He's loyal! ^_^

Yami Blue: Anything else?

Gon: uh… he's loyal!! *sweatdrops*

Killua: …

Curapik: …

Leorio: He's kind and generous.

Yami Blue: Nice try Leorio…

Killua: Well he's sorta caring.

Curapik: But he's a real pervert.

Yami Blue: But he's an okay doctor…

Leorio: THANK YOU!!!

Gon: *reads Yami Blue's cue cards* Who's guest number 5?

Interview guest #5: *comes though the fancy entrance (Yami Blue: Finally! Someone else comes in properly!!! Arigatou!)*

Killua: What are you doing here????







*comercial break*



Yami Blue: What do you think?

Gon: *looks at the 7 pages* It's a little long…

Yami Blue: Owell… who cares?

*all the audiences' hands go up*

Yami Blue: Well you did survive reading this… I'll be reading the reviews while I type up the other chapter! *glomps her Killua plushie as well as the real Killua* Cya!! ^0^

Killua: Oi…







(A/N: Major clue to who this guy is…but if you know don't tell anyone in the reviews, I want it to be a surprise for those who still don't know.)