AN Konnichiwa! This is the first fic I've posted, but not the first I've written, but it is my first Tokyo Mew Mew fic. This would have been a one shot, but it ended up taking longer than I expected, so I might have other characters in it. Pudding was supposed to appear this chapter, (more than just during the battle) but I'llput her in thenext chapter.
Lanta: Kisshu, will you do the disclaimer?
Kisshu: Why should I?
Lanta: If you don't, I'll attack you with Q-sama's rabid salt and vinigar chips.
Kisshu: Nooooooo! Anything but that!
Lanta: Your acting stinks. Just say the disclaimer.
Kisshu: Fine.Ata-chan does not own Tokyo Mew Mew, otherwise Masaya would have been eaten in the first episodeby the same rabid salt and vinigar chips whichwere just used to threaten me with. Ata-chan also does not own the rabid salt and vinigar chips. She is simply borrowing them for the moment.
"Alien, alien!" shouted the annoying little pink puffball known as Masha. "Shirogane-san, can't you do anything about that puffball of annoyingness?" asked the Authoress. The Authoress, a.k.a. Lanta, had been sitting next to Mint, enjoying a cup of tea that was only one part tea, to thirty-four parts cream and sugar, so it no longer bared any resemblance to tea at all. At least she had been, until everyone had been interrupted by Masha. "They're atthe park! Tokyo Mew Mew, go!" commanded Ryou.
By the time theLanta got to the park, Ichigo was already delivering the final blow to Taruto's giant Chirema dandelion, so she didn't have a clue what had happened leading up to that point. "Ribbon Strawberry, Check!" The dandelion shrunk back to its normal size, and the little glowing jellyfish-thingy flew away, only to be eaten by Masha.
"I'll get you next time!" called Taruto. "Bye Taru-Taru, na no da!" Pudding shouted at the top of her lungs. "Don't call me that!" replied Taruto, before teleporting away, only to reappear behind the fountain, just out of the Mew Mew's sight.
"Well, let's go back to the café. I haven't finished my tea yet." Said Mint in a slightly annoyed tone. The Mews started walking in the general direction of the café, only to stop and turn around. "Lanta-san, aren't you coming with us?" asked Lettuce. "Eh, no, I'll stay here for a bit."Lanta replied. The Authoress sat down by the fountain, opposite Taruto.
At exactly the same moment the Mews vanished around the corner, another group of girls came into view, all animatedly talking to one another.Lanta attempted to listen in on their conversation, but only could pick out the word "Kisshu". Of course, she didn't hear it just once. Every other word was "Kisshu". Kisshu's rabid fangirls were approaching her. Quickly,Lanta became invisible, using her Authoress powers of awesomeness. "Hey, wasn't there a girl sitting there?" asked a random girl. "Yeah… Hey! She looked like a member of the Kisshu Fanclub!" Another fangirl exclaimed. "Wow! If she vanished like that, she must be an Authoress! Are there any Authoresses in our club?" "Who cares! Let's talk about Kisshu some more!"
As the rabid fangirls continued to talk about Kisshu, Taruto asked himself, "Lanta is a member of Kisshu's fanclub?" Unfortunately for him, he said it outloudand loudenough for everyone to hear. "Hey, what was that?" someone asked. "It sounded like it came from behind the fountain!"
As the fangirls ran toward the fountain, the Authoress quickly managed to leap out of the way. In a matter of moments, the fangirls had completely surrounded Taruto.
Suddenly the all the fangirls started talking at once. "Hey, look, it's Taruto!" "He's so cute!" "He's cute, but in a different way from Kisshu…" "I am not cute!" shouted Taruto, so loudly that all the fangirls instantly stopped talking. Eventually, a single voice said, "He's cute when he's annoyed."
Wow... that seems rather short. I don't know when I'll update next, but I will eventually.
Kisshu: How come you haven't become un-invisible yet?
Lanta: I need the right timing.
Kisshu: Whatever.
Lanta: Anyway, review!
