Author's notes: It's been done so many times that I am quite dizzy now but who cares, here's Slytherin's evil hot guy, Draco Malfoy.

Draco's notes: Save me from this vile and evil and stubborn and stupid and idiotic and repetitive muggle. My life is in your hands.

Disclaimer: J.K.Rowling's. In other words- not mine!

Chapter 1: A little walk never hurts anyone

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It just so happened that one day, Draco decided that he was really bored and had nothing to do. For another thing, Pansy Parkinson was really bothering him, sending him flowers, kissy lip signs and etc.

So, as usual, Slytherin's most drooled-over-going-to-be-evil guy decided to take a walk around the school and insult anyone who got in his way. This was actually going to be quite a challenge for Draco because Crabbe and Goyle always hanged around him like sticky glue. So, Draco faked that he was stuck in the toilet and while the two goons ran to get Professor Snape's help, he slipped away.

"Crabbe and Goyle possibly can't get more stupider," Draco thought to himself, "Glad I got rid of them."

That was when a puff of smoke appeared, taking Draco with it to another world.

In fact, it took him to a office littered with my fan fiction stories. There is a brief moment as advertisements of Elanor's stories magically pass through the reader's eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Who are you? I'll get my father! Ahhhhhhhh!"

That was Dracokins shouting and screaming by the way.

"Stop calling me Dracokins!"

"Okay Draco honey with sugar on the top."

"My name is DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!!!"

"Hey, no need to act touchy."

At this point, Draco starts to go red in the face with anger while Elanor (me) decides to hide under a desk until he calms down a bit.

"KILL POTTER FREAK!"

"DIE MUGGLES AND MUDBLOODS."

"AVADA KEDVAR!!!"

"CRUCIO!!!"

Elanor is suddenly very confused.

"Was that French, Draco?"

"What's AVADA KEDVAR? French for how do you do?"

Elanor looks in horror as Draco suddenly faints from shock and frustration because Elanor is such a dumb muggle, even for a non-blonde muggle.

"Oh well, everyone, I am Elanor and for now, Draco will be answering any questions you ask... well if he hasn't died of a heart attack yet that is."

Draco suddenly sits up in shock.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh," Elanor yells, "Draco is back from the dead! No, I am innocent! I didn't kill you. Ahhhhh! Hamlet, Hamlet I see thy apparition of Draco before me. It cries out for revenge. Ahhhhhh!"

"Please kindly be quiet muggle. I know all about this. Potter, Granger and Weasley have all been kidnapped before by other crazy lunatics like you and made to answer weird questions."

"No, the ghost of Dracokins knows the truth. Ahhhhh! Thy knowest I can not hide from thou!"

Clearly Elanor is in a deep state of shock.

Draco splashes a pile of slime on Elanor and Elanor immediately goes back to normal.

"Listen up stupid ignorant muggle, I'll answer 100 questions for you and you let me go!"

Elanor looks in shock and dumbly nods. "So I don't have to torture you to get you to reply to all my reviews and questions?"

"Stupid muggle, did you hear what I just said? 100 replies and I am out of here."

"Okay Dracokins," Elanor sits up and smiles.

"Stop calling me Dracokins," Draco growls.

"You are so cute and evil when you growl, Dracokins."

Draco faints again.

Meanwhile Elanor begins talking to the readers, "So readers, you have to ask Draco 100 questions to save him. Otherwise he is doomed, I tell you. Doomed."

Elanor starts musing if she should dye Draco's hair red to get him to stop torturing poor Ron who is desperately in love with Hermione even though he does not want to admit it.

A voice crying "Save me!" is heard in the background.

"It's just the HuffleWump from Winnie the Pooh." Says Elanor looking very evil.