I got really inspired so i wrote this...i dont actualy know how long House and Wilson have known each other so i guessed. If anyone knows ill be glad to change it. Reviews are welcome
"House, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"It look's like you're drinking."
"Alright, let's go with that."
"It's 11:00 AM!"
"Wilson, are we playing point out the obvious again, because I'm to drunk to enjoy that right now."
"Shut up House…and give me a beer."
"The wonder boy oncologist is going to drink on the job? My evil tendencies are finally rubbing off on you, here you go."
"Thank you."
"Why did you just throw it in the trash?!"
"Because it's eleven in the morning!"
"Fine, but don't touch any more of my beer."
"House, why are you drinking this early?"
"No reason."
"Come on, you either drink because you're bored, depressed or in pain. You're not bored because you have a case, you're not depressed because you aren't being anymore annoying than usual, and if you were in pain you wouldn't have an almost full bottle of Vicodin on your desk. So I'll ask again, why are you drinking?"
"I'm celebrating."
"Celebrating what?"
"I can't tell you because then you'd want to celebrate and then word would get out and soon it'd become a national holiday and I really don't want that kind of publicity."
"Alright, then don't tell me."
"Thanks for the permission."
"I'll just wait until you get even more drunk and ask you then."
"I'm not drunk."
"You told me you were."
"I lied. I haven't even had one drink yet."
"And you're waiting with an open beer bottle in your hand because…"
"Wilson, are you telling me I should drink? Good god man it's only 11 in the morning!"
"Quit the stand up act and tell me why."
"I'm not going to tell you. Can't a man just have a private celebration in peace?"
"No, now tell me."
"…"
"House,"
"… "
"Oh this is real mature."
"…"
"Talk to me!"
"…"
"We're playing the silent game now are we?"
"…"
"Fine."
"Hey, give me my beer back!"
"I got you to talk, now tell me!"
"Fine, fine, fine, I'll tell you if you give it back!"
"Alright, here you go, now talk."
"…"
"You're an ass. I'm leaving."
"Wilson, wait."
"What."
"…"
"Goodbye."
"Do you remember the day we met?"
"What?"
"They day we met, do you remember it?"
"Sure I do."
"Yea, well I was just wondering."
"…"
"…"
"You missed it."
"Missed what?"
"Your drink House. We met twelve years ago today at 11:05. It's 11:06."
"You're right."
"Yep."
"You took my beer again."
"Yep."
"And you took a drink of my beer."
"Yep. Happy anniversary House."
