EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SASHA
VS
ZURI
BEGIN
[SASHA]
OKAY LITTLE LION TIME TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT
BEING THE FASHION LION YOU HAVE A SHITTY ASS
YOU ARE JUST LIKE RARITY WHO LIKE TO STAY CLEAN
GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE HELP ME FUCKING SING
YOU TRIP AND HURT YOUR PAWS WELL BOO HOO HOO
MY MOVIE AND SHOW IS BETTER SCREW YOU
I CAN ASK CHARLIE AND ITCHY TO RAPE YOU TO THE DEATH
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I CAN WIN AT ANY TEST
[ZURI]
WELL I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG BUT YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH
YOU TURNED CHARLIE INTO LUST BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS A SHIT
YOUR A BARTENDER HA YOU KNOW FOR BOYS
I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING GAY AND YOU HAVE NO JOY
YOU NEED THE PERFECT DOGS WELL THEN GO TO HEAVEN
HOW DID YOU GET THERE DID YOU DIED FOR A REASON
MY CLAW MIGHT'VE BROKE BUT SOON THEY'LL BE FINE
THEN I WILL TAKE YOU TO HELL AND PUT YOU IN A BIND
[SASHA]
DON'T BE A RETARD YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
IF YOU KEEP ON WHINING YOU'LL MAKE ME FUCKING FURIOUS
WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU IN THE END OF SIMBA PRIDE
DID JANJA KILLED YOU OR DID YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
CHARLIE MAY BE SELFISH BUT HE'S STILL VERY SEXY
HE'S MY HERO AND HE ALWAYS SAVE ME
FUCK YOU ZURI KION WON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
YOU JUST SIT THERE CRYING ABOUT YOU'RE FUCKING CLAW THAT WAS SCREWED
[ZURI]
YOU THINK THIS IS GAME WELL THINK AGAIN SISTER
YOU ARE NO GOOD DOGGIE YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKER
YOU BOSS CHARLIE AROUND LIKE ALMOST EVERY EPISODE
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP AND YOU'LL BE A HOE
THERE A POSSIBLE REASON WHY I DON'T APPEAR AT THE END
I LOOK DIFFERENT NOW BECAUSE I GREW AS I WENT
YOU CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENT BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND
I JUST WIN THIS BATTLE YOU'LL BE JUST FINE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
