Tails and Cream's Love Cruise

The Pimp of Mobius Trilogy

Tails was in his workshop in the Mystic Ruins working on his latest invention. It's been 6 months since his relationship with Cream. He had the radio on and was listening to Maroon 5's She Will Be Loved. After the song a radio message played.

"If you like that song and you want your loved one to enjoy his or herself then you need to go on the cruise of a lifetime, it's the Mobius Ocean Express, your love, Cruise, tickets are on sale now, but if your caller number 10 at 522-5766, you can get free, that's right, FREE tickets, call at the sound of the gong", the radio person said.

"Free tickets, that's the perfect thing for me and Cream, I can even give her my present (takes out box with diamond ring inside), this is gonna be romantic", Tails said.

The gong went off and Tails held the phone for 2 seconds before dialing. He checked to see an answer.

"You are caller number nine", the operator said.

Tails was heart-broken and shed a tear when he heard this.

"We have our winner, state your name", radio said.

"Cream the Rabbit", the winner said.

Tails' ears perked up.

"Cream?" Tails said.

"Congratulations Cream, you and your lover are going on a cruise", radio said.

"Thank you Mr. Radio Person", Cream said and hung up.

"I sure envy her lover", radio said.

Tails was so happy he started break dancing but then inadvertently knocked down a plethora of his inventions.

"GODDAMMIT!" Tails shouted.

He left his workshop in a fit of rage but then propelled his way to Cream's house.

He knocked on her door and was greeted by Vanilla.

"Oh hello Tails", Vanilla said.

"Hi Miss Vanilla, is Cream here?" Tails said.

"She is, and you can simply call me Vanilla", Vanilla said.

"Ok then", Tails said.

Tails entered the house and was greeted by Cream.

"Miles what brings you here?" Cream asked.

"I love you so much", Tails said. He then pulled Cream in for a kiss.

"Wow, what's the occasion?" Cream asked.

"You know the occasion, I heard that you got the tickets for the cruise", Tails said.

"Aw I wanted it to be a surprise", Cream said and did the lower lips quiver with the puppy dog eyes.

"Ah gee Cream I didn't know, I wanted to win those tickets for you so that's how I found out, please don't be sad, it breaks my heart", Tails said.

Cream smiled. "Relax Miles I'm only kidding, I love you", Cream said and kissed Tails on the lips.
"Oh, well no harm done, the cruise is only 2 days away, so we need to get ready, time to ourselves is all we need", Tails said.

"You're so sweet Miles, I'm glad you choose me over everyone, including my mom", Cream said.

"Oh Cream I would never date your mom", Tails said. Vanilla overheard that.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Vanilla asked.

"No offense, you're a very beautiful woman, it's just that you're too old for me", Tails said.

"Oh now I'm old?" Vanilla asked.

"That's not what I meant I swear, I meant you're older than me so I would not actually date you, I just simply had sex with you", Tails said.

"Now I'm a slut?" Vanilla asked.

Tails was losing his mind and pulling his hair. "I'm not trying to insult you, you just came on to me", Tails said.

Vanilla approached Tails. "So now I'm a perverted pedophile?" Vanilla asked.

Tails was on his knees grabbing his head. "What's wrong with you I'm just simply saying-", Tails was cut off. "Oh so now I'm crazy" Vanilla asked.

"What, no it's just that you're asking many questions and-" cut off again. "So now I'm nosy is that it?" Vanilla asked. Tails was in a loop and ran out the house screaming.

Vanilla and Cream were just standing there a little dumbfounded.

"Maybe I took that a little too far", Vanilla said.

"You know Miles, he always wants to make sure not to upset anyone", Cream said.

"Maybe I should call him up and apologize", Vanilla said.

Cream nodded and went upstairs and got ready for the trip.