Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, all the guys would never wear shirts… unless they were really fat… gross.

A/N: Okay, third story! I know I know… I should be working on Trapped, but I seriously couldn't let this storyline out of my head! I hope you like and PLEASE review! And this is by far the longest chapter I have ever done… and it was going to be longer but I'm afraid my mum will kick me off in a minute so I'm posting it now!

Warning: Yaoi/Shonen Ai, Smut, Cussing


That Dobe Is MINE!
Chapter 1: The Sleepover

"Oh, kami (1), Sasuke, don't stop." Moaned a blonde, in between mewls and pants. The blonde was sweating profusely, making his hair stick sexily to his forehead. His neck was covered in love-bites. His tanned face was as red as a tomato, and the raven on top of this beautiful blonde was in heaven. This blonde was his, and only his.

Amid moans the blonde could make out the words, "I don't plan to." The pale skinned, sweaty Uchiha pushed deeper into the blonde, making him scream his name. He watched as his blue eyes closed and he could just make out three whisker-like scars on his cheeks.

"Sa-su-ke!" The blonde's nails dug deep into the raven's back, drawing blood, as they both reached their peak.

"Na-ru-"


Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep

A sweaty Uchiha sat up in bed, slightly disappointed, but only for a second before quickly regretting sitting up. His black boxers were sticky and his bed was wet with sweat. He grumbled as he got up. The Uchiha set off into his ensuite and took a quick shower before getting dressed in his usual black shirt and shorts and fixing his raven-coloured, duck-tail-like hair in the bathroom mirror.

Shortly after, a maid holding a breakfast tray knocked and entered his bedroom, "Your breakfast, Uchiha-san." She said respectfully, as she placed the tray on a table near a window. The stoic boy leant on the ensuites doorway with his arms crossed and didn't acknowledge the maid in any way as she bowed and exited the room.

He brusquely ate his breakfast before going downstairs. The maids had already packed his schoolbag and given him money for lunch. He picked up his bag, put it over his shoulders and was about to leave before-

"Sasuke, you weren't leaving without saying goodbye to your aniki (2) now were you? Oh, and I heard you moaning last night. Are you still dreaming about that Naruto? He must be some guy if he can give you dreams about him for over a month." The Uchiha turned around to see his aniki looking down on him. He had bags under his eyes and was quite skinny, yet quite muscled, tall, and handsome. He had the same type of hair as Sasuke and the younger Uchiha could swear sometimes he saw a glint of red in his eyes.

The younger Uchiha glared at his brother with hatred in his eyes, "Goodbye Itachi." He said with disgust.

Itachi smirked, "Well that wasn't too hard now was it, Sasuke?" The younger Uchiha just spun around and left.


"Okay, so what did Itachi do now, Uchiha?" asked a long-haired, pale brunette named Neji, who was rolling his eyes at his friend's expression.

"None of your business, Hyuuga." Sasuke picked up his roll and began eating it, while still pulling off a frightening glare which would've made anyone who didn't know the Uchiha personally, run away for fear of their lives.

"Uchiha, you know that won't work on us, we've known you too long." Said a scary, eyebrowless, red-head, who was wearing a lot of eyeliner and had the kanji for love tattooed on his forehead, sitting next to Neji.

"…" A brunette with glasses on the other side of Neji agreed silently.

The Uchiha almost rolled his eyes… almost. He was about to reply when he heard laughter coming from the other side of the cafeteria. The group looked around to see a beautifully tanned, blonde haired, blue eyed boy wearing an orange t-shirt walking with a pale, scruffy-haired, dog-like brunette who was holding his pet dog, Akamaru. The group couldn't help but notice how stunning the two looked. They also noticed the conspicuous crowd of fan girls trailing behind them.

Sasuke perked up, straining to hear what the pair were laughing about. The brunette spoke first, "I can't wait to see Kakashi-sensei's face when he realises someone took his Icha Icha Paradise books! Serves that hentai (3) right, eh Naruto?"

The blonde nodded, then looked over to the table with Uchiha Sasuke, Sabaku Gaara, Hyuuga Neji and Aburame Shino on and realised they were all staring at the two. "Oi, what are you temes (4) looking at?"

The group turned back to eachother and began talking once again. Neji spoke first, "That Uzumaki doesn't realise who he is speaking to." Said Neji, half disgusted, half intrigued.

To everybody's surprise, Shino spoke next, "It is true that he is annoying and oblivious most of the time, but he is quite smart. Not to mention gorgeous." The group was shocked at what Shino had said, but everyone nodded in silent agreement.


Naruto entered his English classroom and sat in his assigned seat at the back of the classroom and Kiba sat next to him. The rest of the class, including Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Choji, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Sai, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Lee, Haku, Kankuro, Temari, entered that classroom and took their seats. As Sasuke took his usual seat on the other side of Naruto he muttered, "Dobe." (5)

Naruto growled and retorted, "Teme."

Then their teacher Kakashi entered the classroom, rushing a wave and a, 'Yo'. Naruto and Kiba tried as hard as they could to hold back their fits of laughter as their teacher frantically pushed everything off his desk in search of his favourite books.

Kiba calmed himself and innocently asked, "Looking for something Kakashi-sensei?"

The silver-haired, mask-wearing man looked up and spotted Naruto laughing and then Kiba's unusually innocent face. He stood up quite straight, walked over to the two teens and bent down to whisper in their ears. Everyone in the classroom was silently trying to hear what their teacher was saying, but no matter how hard they tried, they just couldn't.

They all eagerly watched, including Sasuke, as the two troublesome teens' (A/N: Try saying that three times faster, lol!) faces grew extremely red and Kiba practically threw the books at their teacher screaming, "Hentai!"

Everybody's sweat dropped.


As the class ended the two were still going on about what their perverted teacher had said to them as they made their way to their next class.

Kiba threw his hands up into the air exaggeratedly, accidentally dropping Akamaru onto the ground who gave an annoyed bark, "I mean, seriously, what was that hentai thinking when he said that stuff to us. Actually, strike that, I definitely don't want to know!"

Naruto nodded, still extremely red, eyes bulging.

They arrived at their next classroom and their teacher, Anko-sensei, yelled at the fan girls that followed Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, Neji, Sai, and Gaara, to fuck off. The six teens were relieved. They followed their teacher into the classroom and sat wherever they wanted.

Naruto sat down first, in the corner of the room. Choji, Kiba, Sai, Shikamaru and Haku began to find seats as close to Naruto as possible but Kiba got annoyed when Sasuke took his usual seat next to Naruto and Gaara, Neji, and Shino naturally joined their friend, and effectively ended up cornering the helpless blonde.

Anko began writing some algebra questions on the board and told everyone to get to work, glaring at the dog-boy as he complained. Kiba took the hint to immediately shut up, and took the closest seat.

Naruto shifted uncomfortably in his seat as he felt the probing eyes of the four stare at him. The pink-haired girl called Sakura took a seat that was close to Sasuke, and flicked her hair in a pathetic attempt to gain the raven's attention.

It failed.

The pale Uchiha's onyx eyes kept their lock on Naruto. Sakura cleared her throat as loud as she could but the Uchiha's eyes still didn't move.

Sakura was loosing her patience, "Sasuke-kun, I was wondering if you wanted to go with me to the movies this weekend? I heard there was this new, really romantic film coming out on Saturday."

Sasuke finally turned to look at her. She suddenly pulled back as he glared at her.

"No." He said simply, with thorough hatred running through that one word. Then he turned back to the blonde.

She nodded and looked back at her work with her tear-filled eyes. Kiba rolled his eyes at the pink-haired girl's stupidity.

Naruto looked up, unable to keep ignoring the eyes watching him. Gaara's eyes were the first eyes he saw, then Neji's, then Shino's and finally Sasuke's.

"What are you all staring at?!" The blonde whispered as loud as he could, completely defeating the purpose of whispering. The four looked him up and down then their eyes all locked on one lower place. Naruto, oblivious to what they were really thinking of, as they couldn't see it through the desk, snatched up his book that he was writing in a second before and jumped up. Everyone turned to look at the oblivious blonde.

"Hey! You are the ones who are supposed to be the geniuses here, stop trying to copy! Anko-sensei! Gaara, Shino, Neji and Sasuke-teme are trying to copy off me!"

Their teacher turned around and rolled her eyes, "Why would four of the top students in the school try to copy off one of the dumbest students in the school. Naruto, get back to your work and don't disturb my class." Before the blonde could get another word in, she gave him an extremely scary glare. He immediately sat back down.

The blonde turned to look at the Uchiha who whispered, "If I was copying, then why am I finished while you are still on the first question?" He gave him his trademark smirk and pointed to his finished work. Then looked back to where he was looking earlier. Naruto finally realised what he was looking at.

He jumped up and pointed at Sasuke screaming, "Hentai!"


"I swear! He was looking at," He paused and pulled Kiba closer, then whispered, "that."

Kiba pulled away, laughing as they ate their lunch, "What are you, five years old?! Oh kami, they were all looking at that!" He burst out in maniacal laughter, "Say it with me, princess. Pe-ni-s." He broke up the syllables as he mocked Naruto.

He wiped away tears then turned back to Naruto who was pouting, "Okay, okay, so they were looking at your penis. Big deal. Sounds like you've got some people who are interested in that." He watched Naruto's face as the blonde choked on his ramen. He patted him slightly on his back while muttering something about competition.

Naruto finally managed to get the noodles down his throat before turning to Kiba, "What was that last part?" Kiba blushed and twiddled his thumbs while trying to stutter out the word 'Nothing'. Undoubtedly a habit he picked up off Hinata.

Naruto rolled his eyes as he moved onto his third bowel of ramen, "So, do you want to come round for a sleepover tonight?"

Kiba looked up, excitedly, "Sure! Can Akamaru come too?"

Naruto looked back up from his ramen, "He can come but he can't come inside. Jiraiya is allergic." Kiba was slightly saddened, "But Jiraiya will be going out later on and probably won't be coming back till morning so you can bring him in then." The dog-boy suddenly brightened up again.

"Who else is coming?" He asked with a glint in his eyes. Knowing Naruto (and how big his house… no wait, mansion, is) he would definitely invite other people.

Naruto grinned, "Everyone!" Then his face fell slightly, "And I mean everyone. Sakura made me invite Sasuke-teme, who made me invite all of his friends too, but oh well! It'll still be loads of fun!"

Akamaru barked with joy, and Kiba agreed, "We're in!"


Naruto jumped up as he heard his doorbell ring. He raced down two flights of stairs and yanked the front door open. Immediately Choji came running in yelling, "Food!"

Naruto laughed at his friend and was about to close the door again when a limousine pulled up in front of his house and out of it came Neji, Gaara, Shino and Sasuke.

The four gasped when they turned around to look at the three-story, very large, mansion which was Naruto's home. Neji gaped, looking from the huge mansion to Naruto, to the mansion, then back to Naruto.

"Jiraiya owns this?!" He asked, absolutely gob smacked.

Naruto laughed and shook his head. The four all let out a breath that they didn't know they were holding. Then Naruto's eyes curved up, in a very good impression of Kakashi as he said, "I own it! Jiraiya is just the guardian who let me buy it in exchange for him living in it!"

All four jaws dropped to the ground, along with their bags, and Shino fainted. Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, smiling sheepishly.


The blonde stood up a few steps from everyone else so he could be seen, "So, since we are all here and Jiraiya has left, I guess the first thing we will have to do is sort out some sleeping arrangements! So, I have around nine bedrooms in this house, apart from mine. Two of them have been, uhh, occupied, by Jiraiya so I'm afraid most of you will have to share. So, uh, who's sharing with who?"

Ino put her hand up, "I'll share with Sakura." Sakura nodded.

"And I-I'll share w-with Tenten-san." Said Hinata, who was blushing as Naruto beamed down at her. Tenten also nodded.

Choji managed to say in between crunches of chips, "I'll share with Shikamaru and Kiba." The few who were close to the next room heard a lazy teen, who was lying on the sofa in the next room, mutter, 'Troublesome', and Kiba just beamed.

Sai cheered as Haku nodded towards him, "I'll go with Haku!"

Neji gave Lee a look and the green jumpsuit-wearing boy with fuzzy-eyebrows jumped up, "I'll go with Neji-san because he is full of youthful spirit and energy!" Naruto and Neji simultaneously rolled their eyes at this remark.

Shino turned towards Gaara, and the red-haired teen, who understood Shino's silence, turned towards Naruto and said one word, "Shino." Naruto nodded knowingly.

Temari rolled her eyes, "I'll go with Kankuro, we've shared rooms heaps of times, and it won't be a problem."

Naruto turned to the last person, "Uh, Sasuke?"

"I'll go with you, dobe." Everyone looked from the smirk on the Uchiha's face to the poorly executed glare on the blonde's face and sighed. This was going to be a very long night.


After everyone had chosen their rooms and a very unfortunate Lee, who had accidentally walked into one of Jiraiya's rooms, had recovered, Naruto showed the others around. As soon as he mentioned games room and kitchen, almost everyone had left, except for Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Shino and Kiba.

Kiba scowled as Naruto quickly became uneasy around the four stoic teens, "So, uhh, what do you guys want to do?"

"Hn." Sasuke eyed the blonde with a smirk on his face.

"…" Everyone except Naruto and Kiba understood, and smirked. The blonde and the dog-boy definitely didn't like this.

"Uzumaki?" Gaara smirked at Naruto, quite a frightening smirk.

Naruto gulped audibly, "Uhh, yes Gaara?"

"We want to play Spin the Bottle."

Even Kiba smirked as they all eyed Naruto with glints in their eyes.

They all were thinking the exact same thing.

This is going to be fun.


After that Naruto rushed off and gathered everyone in the lounge and got them to sit in a circle around an empty beer bottle Kiba just 'happened' to find in his bag..

"Okay, here's how it's going to go, people," Said Sakura excitedly, "Someone will spin the bottle and whoever it lands on they have to kiss, on the lips, for at least ten seconds. If anyone refuses this, or pulls away too early, not only will they have to do it again, but they will have to do it at school, in front of everyone at assembly." The pink-haired girl smiled at her punishment and turned towards Naruto.

"Who's going to go first?" Naruto asked. Everyone turned towards him. "Uhh, okay then. Here goes!" He reached over to spin the bottle when the doorbell rang.

"Uhh, were we expecting anyone else?" Asked Kiba, confused. Naruto shook his head, got up, and answered the door.

"Hello, you must be Naruto-kun. My ototo (6), Sasuke, has told me so much about you." Naruto looked up wide-eyed at Sasuke's aniki. He was gorgeous. Wait a minute. What was that? Thought the blonde, confused, Sasuke has told him 'So much' about me?

"Heh, uh, yeah. Come in, uh?"

The elder Uchiha smiled, "Itachi. My name is Itachi."


After ten minutes the raven couldn't stand it anymore. He kept hearing laughing and earlier on Sasuke thought he heard the name Itachi. He finally got up, surprising everyone, and walked out to see Naruto talking to his brother, who was… smiling?

"Aniki? What are you doing here?" The younger Uchiha asked, as politely as he could towards someone he hated.

"You forgot your bag, ototo." Itachi's eyes glinted red as he handed Sasuke his bag.

"Thank you aniki. You can go now." Itachi smiled again.

"Oh, but Naruto-kun asked me to stay tonight, and I accepted. However I will have to sleep in the lounge, but as long as I get to know your friends, especially Naruto-kun, I'll be happy." Sasuke glared at his aniki before turning around and stomping back into the lounge, with Itachi and Naruto following.

"Everyone, this is Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke's aniki. He'll be staying too tonight." Naruto explained to everyone before turning back to the elder Uchiha, "We were just about to start playing spin the bottle, want to play?"

Itachi smiled as he looked down at the child-like blonde, "Of course, Naruto-kun."

"Great!" Everyone moved around a bit so that the elder Uchiha could fit into the circle.

"Good luck Naruto-kun." Itachi whispered huskily in Naruto's ear as the blonde reached out to spin the bottle. This sent shivers down Naruto's spine. Itachi pulled back, pleased with his work, as Naruto's tanned hand spun the bottle.

Everyone watched excitedly as the bottle began to slow. It kept spinning a few more times before landing on-

"K-Kiba-kun?" Asked Hinata. On the outside, the dog-boy looked stunned but on the inside, he was jumping for joy.

"Heh, here goes, Kiba." Naruto crawled over to Kiba, giving everyone a very nice view. Kiba placed his arms around Naruto's neck and pulled him into a fairly chaste kiss, at first. Everyone began counting back from ten. (7)

"Juu." Naruto's spine tingled as his lips clashed with his friend's moist warm lips. Kiba was in heaven. They closed their eyes.

"Kyuu." Naruto felt an unfamiliar muscle run over his lower lip, begging for entrance.

"Hachi." Naruto was confused and didn't open his mouth. Everyone was watching intently. Some burning with jealousy.

"Shichi." Kiba nipped Naruto's lower lip, causing the blonde to yelp. Kiba took this chance to deepen the kiss.

"Roku." Their tongues began fighting for dominance.

"Go." Kiba won the battle.

Sakura whispered to Ino, "It was just meant to be on the lips, no tongues involved."

"Shi." Naruto felt Kiba's tongue explore his mouth. First running over the roof of his mouth.

"San." Then Kiba's tongue began exploring the blonde's cheeks. Kiba no longer remembered where he was. Somewhere in the background Akamaru barked.

"Ni." Naruto suddenly realised what they were doing and pushed Kiba's wandering tongue back into his mouth without breaking the kiss.

"Ichi." Naruto and Kiba both opened their eyes. Naruto's blue orbs were confused and Kiba's eyes were full of… hunger?

They both pulled away. Naruto and Kiba were both flushed shades of pink. The blonde scrambled back over to his place next to Itachi and Sasuke. Everyone was eyeing the two teens suspiciously, but Itachi, Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Shino and even Hinata were all glaring at the flushed dog-boy, who began rubbing the back of his neck.

"Uhh, I guess it's my turn." The brunette reached over and spun the bottle. Everyone's eyes averted from the pair to watch.


(1) Kami- Japanese for God

(2) Aniki- Japanese for Older Brother

(3) Hentai- Japanese for Pervert

(4) Teme- Japanese for Bastard

(5) Dobe- Japanese for Dead Last or Loser

(6) Ototo- Japanese for Younger Brother

(7) All the Japanese you see after this are numbers counting backwards from ten.


Omg, that was such a long chapter!!! I'm so proud! PLEASE REVIEW, or I shall chop off your fingers and eat them :grins evilly: