Disturbing thoughts


Sasuke and Sakura have been going out for a year and a half already. Sakura was in good relationships with Sasukes family so she went to have a dinner with them.

"Itachi can I talk to you in private for a sec?" she asked.

"Sure Saku" he said as he got up from his chair and led them to his room.

Meanwhile Sasuke was getting suspicious about them so he decided to follow.

"Itachi, let me do it already will you?" Sasuke heard Sakura say.

"No Sakura you still cant do it well" Itachi said.

"Pleaseeeeeeeeeee" Sakura begged.

"Oh fine, let me get it first" he said and Sasuke could hear footsteps in the room, he was getting more suspicious by the second.

"No Itachi that's the wrong one I don't want it pink!" Sakura said. Sasuke gasped at this.

"Oh yes that's the right one, now hurry up and open it before Sasuke sees us, it will be so embarrassing.

"Oh yesssss.perfect "she said. Sasuke was so going to kill them for this.

"Good Sakura now do it slowly and carefully" Itachi said.

"all right all right already just be quiet and relax" Sakura said in a tiered tone.

"No Sakura you are getting it everywhere and on the bed" Itachi said in an irritated tone.

Sasuke couldn't take it anymore so he slammed the door open.

"OK WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??? "he yelled.

And what did he find you ask? Sakura putting black nail polish on Itachi.(Major sweat drop).


Later that day

"You thought what?" Sakura yelled at Sasuke.

"You heard me" he said in a embarrassed tone.

"Oh you should know that I will never ever cheat on you Sasuke" Sakura said and gave him a passionate kiss.


So how did you guys like it???

I was just bored and had nothing else to do so I wrote this.

Hope you had a laugh.

Please R&R.