EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BONNIE
VS
CLEO
BEGIN

[BONNIE]
ALRIGHT LITTLE POODLE TIME TO KICK YOUR VAGINA
HANGING OUT WITH CLIFFORD BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME
YOU COULDN'T GET T BONE TO HOOK UP WITH MIMI
THAT BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT YOU FREAK
YOU GET FUCKING STAGE FRIGHT WELL YOU MUST BE A PUSSY
YOU LOVE TO DO PRANK WELL YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING
I CAN USED MY DEDENNE TO MAKE YOU PARALYIZED
THEN SOON YOU'LL GET SHOCKED AND THEN YOU'LL DIE

[CLEO]
WELL YOU MUST BE CRAZY WHEN YOU HOOK UP WITH CLEMONT
YOU MUST BE A CUNT BECAUSE YOU'RE A MENCE
YOU ARE THE HYPER LITTLE GIRL EVEN MORE THAN FLO
HAVE I EVER STEER YOU WRONG WHEN I CALL YOU A HOE
I CAN EAT THAT DEDENNE AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
SHE'S A MOUSE TYPE POKEMON AND THEN SHE'LL DIE
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT HAD MORE EDUCATION
YOU JUST TALK ALL THE TIME WHILE TRAVELING THE REGION

[BONNIE]
OH THAT WHAT YOU THINK WELL QUIT BEING A RETARD
YOU HATED BATH SO MUCH YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
I MAY BE YOUNG TO HAVE A POKE BATTLE
BUT I KNOW LOTS OF MOVEMENT FROM ASH YOU ASSHOLE
YOU CALLED YOURSELF FLUFFY FACE WELL THINK AGAIN BITCH
YOU THINK YOUR SHOW IS BETTER HA THAT YOUR FIRST WISH
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT HAD MORE VIOLENCE
IT STILL ON AIRED AND IT HAD MORE EXCITMENT

[CLEO]
SHUT UP BONNIE YOU ARE NOT SO VERY CUTE
YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE PINKIE PIE YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE
YOU CRY ALL THE TIME THAT IS WHY YOU'RE A BABY
IF TEAM ROCKET WERE TO RAPE YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE CRYING
MY BEST FRIEND CLIFFORD IS BETTER THAN DEDENNE
IF YOU TWO LIKE EACH OTHER THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY
I DON'T NEED YOU BONNIE NO ONE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
I'M GONNA GET MY FLUFFY MANE MORE PUFFIER THAN YOU

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE