Lord dirtnap somehow ended up in equestria n' was faded as fuck. "Where be I?" he axed his dirty ass. Just then, tha sun shone straight-up bright n' nearly blinded his muthafuckin ass. Once it dimmed down, he gazed all up in tha angelic bizzatch of tha sun known as Celestia. "I be Supa-Hoe Celestia" her big-ass booty holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I be Lord Dirtnap" he replied. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Us dudes dizzle now!" she yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then all of tha ponies up in tha hood danced ta Lord dirtnapz mandolin playing. Lord Dirtnap n' Celestia ended up gettin hooked up n' Kido was poopn on hte tree.