EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BILL NYE
VS
CLEMONT

[BILL NYE]
ALRIGHT LITTLE SMARTASS LET MAKE SOME INVENTION
I'M THE BEST SCIENCE THAN YOU EVER DID
YOUR INVENTION EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU RUSH UP TO FINISH
SCIENCE WAS NEVER AWESOME TO YOU AS IF
MY SHOW IS BETTER BECAUSE MY INVENTION WORKS
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING SMART WELL DON'T TAKE MY WORD
YOU'RE TOO BUSY MAKING SURE THAT BONNIE DOESN'T GET YOU GIRLS
AND TELLING CHESPIN NOT TO EAT THE FUCKING FOOD OR GET SLUTTY GIRLS

[CLEMONT]
WELL THE FUTURE IS THANK TO SCIENCE I ALWAYS SAY
NO ONE WANNA WATCH A CRAPPY SHOW THAT IS GAY
IT DOESN'T HAVE BAD STUFF JUST THE BODY OF SOME KIND
YOU JUST TALK LIKE AN EGGHEAD YOU ARE IN A SHITTY BIND
I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
YOU THINK MY INVENTION EXPLODE JUST SO I CAN DIE
UNLEAST MY AIPOM ARM WORKS AND SO DOES YOUR ASS
WITH ONE PIN MISSLES YOU'LL BE IN FOR A BLAST

[BILL NYE]
OH SHUT UP CLEMONT UNLEAST I'M NOT SHY
YOU LOCKED YOURSELF OUT OF THE GYM ALIVE
YOU BUILD A CLEMBOT YOU COULDN'T TAKE YOUR TIME
YOU WORE A PAJAMAS OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING SLIME
MY SHOW IS BETTER I CAN ALSO TEACH STUFF
LIKE THE SOLOR SYSTEM, BODY PART, AND LOT OF OTHER STUFF
BEING A LEADER AT THE LUMOISE GYM
YOU LOST TO ASH I KNEW YOU COULDN'T WIN

[CLEMONT]
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE BETWEEN ALL OF MY POKEMON
WITH ONE SINGLE BLAST AND YOU'LL BE GONE
UNLEAST A SCIENCTIST HAD TO WEAR GLASSES
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A SCIENCE YOU ARE MORE OF A FAGGOT
MY BUNNBLBY CAN DIG AND SHOOT YOU WITH DIRT
CHESPIN CAN POKE YOU WITH MISSLES AND THAT WILL FUCKING HURT
AND MY LUXIO WILL USE THUNDERBOLT ON YOU
SOON YOU'LL BE KILLED AND I WILL WIN TOO

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE