EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ITCHY
VS
JORGE
BEGIN
[ITCHY]
ALRIGHT LITTLE DOGGIE TIME TO SEND YOU TO MEXICO
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE APARTMENT YOU ARE ALMOST LIKE A HOE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO PERFECT WELL THINK AGAIN FAGGOT
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING APARTMENT
MY SHOW AND MOVIE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR
YOU GOT TO MANY EDUCATION THAT IS CRAPPY YOU WHORE
I'VE BEEN TO HEAVEN ONCE AGAIN AND AGAIN
I WILL USE THE MIRACLE TAG TO DESTROY YOU AND WIN
[JORGE]
OH STOP BEING SO SMART ITCHY WHY DO THAT CALL YOU THAT
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU GOT FLEAS IN YOUR ASS
MY SHOW MAY BE FOR BABY BUT IT STILL PRETTY COOL
WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD GO TO OBEISANCE SCHOOL
I HAVE MY BEST FRIEND CLIFFORD WHO IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE
YOU SHOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S A SELFISH FREAK
YOU WERE ONCE A RETARD BUT NOW YOU WERE BRAVE
YOU CAN'T GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTLIES THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
[ITCHY]
HEY KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE OR I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART WELL YOU COULDN'T RING A BELL
YOU ARE DUMB AS NORVILLE AND YOU ARE FAT AS HUNDLEY
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ANIMALS DON'T WEAR CLOTHING
YOU DIDN'T APPEAR IN THE BIG RED DOG AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
YOU MISSED CLIFFORD A LOT AND YOU COMMITED SUICIDE
IF YOU DON'T STAND ASIDE I WILL SEND CHARLIE HERE
AND HE WILL MURDER YOU AND RAPE YOU WITH A SPEAR
[JORGE]
OH DON'T BE DRAMATIC YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DUMBASS
YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH BESS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SNIFF HER ASS
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LOVE WILL NOT FIND A WAY
IF YOU DIE TO MANY TIME THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE GAY
IF YOU THINK EVERYTHING CHARLIE DONE THAT IS BAD
WHY DON'T YOU STOP HIM AND STOP BEING A SHITTY DRAG
I THINK I GOT ENOUGH OF YOU YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
NICE TO SEE YOU ITCHY AND IT BEEN FUCKING SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
