An interveiw with peter griffin...YAY
Me:Hello Peter how are you?
Peter:Well to be honest Kyle I feel rather retarded today.
Me:Yes I realize that you are retarded and that your baby is evil.
Peter:What?
Me:Huh oh never mind, next question what show do you love most?
Peter:Oooh ummm a tough one huh well I would have to say.
Me:Your wife?
Peter:No Mr. Belvedere.
Me:Huh well next question,who did you vote for president?
Peter:The Obama guys' wife.
Me:Michelle Obama?
Peter:Yup.
Me:Why?
Peter:'Cause she is hot.
Me:But she wasn't even running.
Peter:Why not with those legs she could run through my mind all day.
Me:Peter I understand you own a t.v. station.
Peter:Yes Kyle I do I call it PTV.
Me:Right for Peter Television.
Peter:Oh that's what it means.
Me:What else could it mean?
Peter:Penis 'n' tit vision.
Me:Huh.
Lois:Peter will you and your friends get out of the basement and go to the bar or something?
Both:Ahhh Me:But Mrs. Griffin I don't know if I can end an interview without a catchy theme song.
Lois:Well since you asked.
Stewie:No I will not degrade myself any further than I already have.
Me:Oh well I guess we can go to the Clam.
Peter:Yay.
Lois:Okay boys have a great time.
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