Disclaimer: I don't own SMK or any of the characters.

Thank goodness the names aren't trademarked or something!

Note:  These are all inside jokes for SMK fans, although you may need a little more information for that second haiku.

(Except for the last one.  Hence, the change from a wink to a smile!)

SMK Haiku

Scarecrow is his name,

Catching Russians is his game…

Still time to chase skirts!

; )

Phillip's every boy…

Cars and sports and sometimes girls.

His mother's angel!

; )

Jamie's one smart kid.

Knows it all in school, but…

Does he know his mom?

; )

Billy is smart, too.

He paired Amanda with Lee…

What a genius!

; )

Obnoxious Francine…

Stubborn, sneaky, IN YOUR FACE.

Humorously so!

; )

T. P. Aquinas…

Full of secrets, tips and tricks.

How does he do it?

; )

Good ol' Dr. Smyth

Needs Lee's help at the WORST times!

Almost like he knows

; )

"Grandma" Dotty West

Interrogates Amanda…

Just like Dr. Smyth!

; )

Brave Amanda King,

Busy mother turned to spy…

Finally gets Lee!

: D