Crack fic…

I do NOT own Naruto, or anything else in this story, except for the plot-ish thing…

The group had decided to get together at Club Akatsuki, the club Sakura DJ'ed for (and basically owned). Sakura had switched the main central control point from the (very expensive) turntables (that Sasuke and the gang bought her for her birthday) and her laptop to her iPhone 4 (she and Temari created the App themselves). She, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Karin, and Temari were dancing, in the middle of the dance floor in the center of attention (of course). Their dates-boyfriends-lovers-fuck buddies-etc. had just left them, after dancing together for more than ten songs (it was all apart of their "getting' paper" scheme, make people dance, get them thirsty and/or hungry and buy things from the bar), to find a table and get drinks. Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Kiba, Suigetsu, and Shikamaru each ordered and grabbed their own and their significant others' drinks and found a quiet-ish and secluded table and each began to repeatedly text their girl, efficiently tuning everything else around them out. After, waiting around for about five minutes they tuned in and looked at each other in confusion, Naruto began to speak all of their thoughts first,

"Where do you-" he didn't finish his sentence, they had all just heard THE voices/people they hated the most, solely because they were a threat… to their relationships… Big Bang. They rushed onto the floor in rage and saw the girls dancing to their favorite (the boys' most hated) Korean boy band. They grabbed their girlfriends and dragged them back to the table, who were protesting futilely (playing soccer, football, wrestling, and doing any other sport they could find didn't help the girls but helped the boys) and in complete (unplanned) unison yelled,

"Why are you dancing to them, they suck, they're a bunch of stupid, pussy ass pretty boys, I don't see-"they were cut off as soft, warm lips got in the way and began to move, the boys' all quickly got into the kiss (none of the girls like PDA, so…) but were disappointed when each of the girls pulled away with small smirks (in Hinata's case a small smile and an amused glint in her eyes),

"We have to get back to work," Sakura grabbed her drink first, the others followed a bit more slowly (Sakura, Suigetsu, Karin, and Sasuke were the drinkers of the group), and downed it in one gulp not even flinching and continued,

"But we can… continue later on." She winked at Sasuke as the other girls giggled and blew kisses before bursting out into laughter at the looks on their faces. They slinked back onto the dance floor, after rolling their eyes and began to dance to Big Bang again. They boys each unknowingly thought the same thing.

Suck that you k-pop pretty boys…

Hey guys! Don't worry, this was not a Big Bang diss fic because I LOVE Big Bang, especially Taeyang, and tomatoes, and Taeyang. XD

Please review, I really appreciate the feedback!