Disclaimer:

The Best Vacation Since The Beginning of.SCOTCH TAPE!!!!! is © 2001 Kisaki- kaze, Inc. and Ryo-realm, Inc. excepting any and all characters, places, etc. from existing TV/anime shows, which are copyrighted by their own individual respective companies. All rights reserved ®.

We own nothing of Invader Zim and/or Gundam Wing, Tenchi Muyo!, or other anime/TV shows included in this story!!! ((Unfortunately!)) We also claim no ownership to any songs used and/or mentioned here! ((Also unfortunately!)) Please don't hurt us; it's summer vacation and it's 11:30 at night and we have no idea what we're doing. Hehehehehehe.

WARNINGS:

If you strongly support any one of the following people or ideas, you may wish to discontinue your reading of this fic at this time: Ayeka, Relena, Sakuya, Sally Po, Hilde, sanity, or yaoi-as well as a few other choice people. HOWEVER, Sakuya, Hilde, and yaoi are among those that are not as heavily bashed, so you can read and skip the offending parts of the story.

Note:

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signifies a change between the squirrel king and us, and vice versa. ((You'll understand who he is later. All in good time.yes all in good time.bwahaheheha.!.))

OH YEAH!:

Invader Zim is a TV show on at 9:00 PM on Nickelodeon ((at least in Arizona anyway)). If you have never seen it, do so or be prepared to not understand some jokes.

AND!:

Any .scenes. in this story are PURELY MAKE-OUTs!!! So damare you ecchi!! Now that THAT's through.

The Best Vacation Since The Beginning of.SCOTCH TAPE!!!

((aka Our Trip To Animeland!))

Co-authored by Ryo-chan, R¥ü~??§a??, and Serenity17314781

Once upon a time and all that other crap. three teenage girls were scarfing down their lunches while arguing about who had a nicer @$$. Was it Heero? Or Wufei? Or Duo? "IT'S WUFEI I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryo-chan yelled at the top of her unusually large lungs. Ryu~kisaki began to argue in Duo's favor, but she was interrupted as the dreaded Mulnix demon ((wait, that's giving her too much credit.she's a category of her own.)), aka the scariest dean of students since the beginning of.SCOTCH TAPE!!!, walked up behind the three girls. "Is there a problem here ladies?" the Mulnix inquired of the three girls. At the sound of the deep, scratchy voice the three girls went tense and paled. "N.N-No, Mrs. Mulnix, there's nothing wrong!!!" Ryo-chan said trying to get the dreaded monster to leave. "Hmmm." the Mulnix said as she took her 'better-not-happen-again' stance and walked away. Once she left the argument ensued with Ryo-chan shouting at the top of her overly enlarged breathing organs "INNJJJUSSSSTIIIICEE!!!!!!!!!"

Later that night the three girls were over at Ryo-chan's house for a sleepover. As Serenity and Ryu~kisaki fought over the remainder of the ice- cream, Ryu~kisaki shoving the remains of some greasy popcorn into her mouth the whole time, Ryo-chan was busy looking for her copy of Majoras Mask that she threw into her closet *echoes mysteriously* one day and it never returned. "HEY LOOK!! Another portal that's next to the one leading to Hyrule!!!!!" Ryo-chan shouted from the dark underbellies of her closet (the portal rested behind the clothes, beside the shoes, and under the Legos). "Really??? *looks around evilly* Hehehe wonder where that leads to." Serenity said as she walked up behind Ryo-chan and stared into the shiny 'object.' Ryu~kisaki followed Serenity and started on the ice cream. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHATSOEVER!!" Ryo-chan shouted in her super-hyperness-perky voice, "LET'S JUMP IN!!" She literally grabbed Serenity and Ryu~kisaki's arms and leaped into the spinning glowing .thing. All the way down Ryu~kisaki could be heard screaming, "Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" Serenity saying, "Put your hands up!!!!!" and when they hit the ground, Ryo-chan shouted, "LET'S RIDE IT AGAIN!!!" ((no connection whatsoever to 'The Emperor's New Groove,' which is now Ryo-chan's favorite Disney movie))

After the girls woke up in the emergency ward, with pounding headaches that screamed, "Give me aspirin NOW!!!" they looked around and saw a few things and people that shouldn't have been there, ((but, then again, this is Ryo- chan's closet we're talking about, anything could happen)) such as giant robots outside the window, a huge crystal palace, a large dragon encircled around the palace, and little flying people everywhere. Oh, and Washu was giving them a check-up, that was just a little weird too. Once they were fully awake, they realized their surroundings. Especially when they noticed a BIG sign outside flashing in every neon color imaginable, "WELCOME TO ANIMELAND!!!" "Oh.shi.tocky-mushrooms!!" Ryu~kisaki said under her breath.

"OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!!!!!!" Ryo-chan yelled so loud that Washu dropped the hazardous chemical she was holding. "I guess she's feeling alright." Washu grumbled under her breath. Rushing into the room to see what all the screaming and crashing was about, the security guards Goku and Piccolo tripped over the bent Washu. Standing up to her full height Washu noticed the two guards sprawled over each other and Ryo-chan jumping gleefully on their backs (with each landing a loud crack was heard). Ryo- chan finally noticed that she was jumping on the two when Piccolo started cursing in Namek. "OOPS." Ryo-chan said as she sweat-dropped and hopped off of them. Suddenly the Gundam boys ran in wondering what was wrong. Going Lady Misaki on everyone Ryo-chan pushed everyone into the walls and went straight for Wufei. A little frightened of what he was witnessing he backed away just a little. "WWUUFFEEII!!!" Ryo-chan yelled as she gave him a suffocating bear hug. Finally prying themselves from the walls, the others fell to the ground, legs and arms twitching at different intervals. When they finally managed to muster the strength to rise shakily to their feet, they glared death stares at Ryo-chan until Serenity noticed Heero. About the same time, Ryu~kisaki noticed Duo. At that time Quatre were checking out Ryu~kisaki. Trowa on the other hand was checking out Quatre.

Goku and Piccolo, unnoticed by everyone else, got up and started sneaking up behind Ryo-chan with evil grins. Ryo-chan, fortunately ((or unfortunately)), turned around at that precise moment and noticed them. *blink* "OOOOOOOOOOh, you don't have to be jealous! I like you too!!! I'm sorry!!!!!! Here." Then she reached over and gave Piccolo a big bear hug. Cracking could be heard from his back once again as he turned purple and gasped for air. "That's too *choke* tight!!! Please *choke, gasp* stop!!!" he wheezed. "I *GASP* forgive you. *continues gasping* REALLY, I do!!!!!" "Okay then!!!!!" Ryo-chan said and happily stopped hugging/suffocating Piccolo. "Now then, where were we Wufie ((not a typo))?!"

In the meantime, Serenity had sidled up to Heero. "Hi Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrroooooo." she said. "Wanna know what WE were talking about at lunch today?!?!?! Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?? Come on.I know you do!!!" Heero grudgingly agreed with a loud monotone 'OWW' when she resorted to twisting his arm viciously. "We were arguing about-" "WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR @$$ES!!!!" Ryo-chan interrupted. "I THINK WUFEI HAS THE BEST, HANDS DOWN!!!!" Serenity muttered, "Hands WHERE?." just as Ryu~kisaki said loudly (so Wufei would hear), "Only YOU would know THAT Ryo-chan!!!!" "BE DA!" Ryo-chan did an akanbe ((the anime face with the bottom eyelid pulled down and tongue out)) then gave Wufei another one of her trademark bear hugs.

*spooky annoying narrator voice thingy* To be continued.

It's a first of mine, and well.please be nice! No flames! Lol, hope you enjoyed, and see ya next chapter!

~ R¥ü~??§a??