WOW! Another oneshot! I feel inspired. So even though I don't really have a thought out plan, I'm going to try to write a drabble type pointless thing because I feel like it. Besides, dialouge things intruige me. Also, thank you soooo much for reviewing
"Don't Judge a Book by it's COVER
". I didn't think so many people would like it! And all of a sudden I'm "deep". Lol. Now, let me warn you ahead of time, this story isn't deep. It's just a random humor/romance I felt like writing. It's not my best, but hopefully you enjoy it anyhow. Dedicated to Buchworm13 for reading and reviewing almost all of my stories. Thank you!


Text Talk

Smitchie

By Wollywood (B)

Wavy Thing = Mitchie

Bold thing = Shane

Shane? Are you there? HELLO?

(hotrockstar223 is typing)

You type as slow as my Aunt Pru.

(hotrockstar223 is still typing)

I'm bored.

Hi.

R U Kidding me? It took you THAT long to write a simple "hi".

No. I just did that 2 annoying u.

Evil human being.

Actually, I was fixing my hair.

Y? I can't even c u!

...

?

..........

OMG! You have another girl there don't you.

Hello?

Shane?

Are you there?

Shane Gray do you want me to go over to your house and do some very bad things to those stupid hair products of yours?

NOT MY BABIES!

Now tell me the truth.

About what?

Oh, I think you know.

Know what?

Don't act all innocent.

But I am! I mean I don't know what your talking about.

I know you're dating another girl. Just say it.

No.

Shane. Tell the truth. Is there a girl in your house.

...

There is!

Yes?

Shane you better not go to sleep tonight.

Mitchie?

What r u going 2 do?

MITCHIE?

Don't you dare touch my hair stuff!

(innocentpopgirl41 has logged off)

I know your still there.

You are sitting at your desk staring at the computer hearing the annoying little thingie beep whenever I send you a message.

You are laughing at my hotness.

(innocentpopgirl41 has logged in)

You r not hot.

Ur lying.

Am not.

R 2!

A boy who 2 times isn't "hot".

The girl in my house is my mom.

EWWWWW!

...

...

OH! EWWWW! You meant...ohhh! EWWW! NO!

o

U idiot!

Don't call your girlfriend a idiot.

Whatever.

Now to talk about wedding plans.

WHAT?

HELLO? We have to get married sometime.

...

I was thinking Caitlyn could be one of my bridesmaids and then...

We're 17, Mitch.

I like to plan ahead.

I'm a rockstar. I can't be caught married.

Jerk.

I was kidding?

Liar

Am not.

Whatever.

...

...

...

So I was thinking that Nate would probably be your best man. Or would it be Jason?

...

Good, so you agree.

You know that this is like planning five years into the future.

So?

...

Anyway. Should my dress be long, long, long? Or just long?

Short.

Be serious.

I am very serious.

Perve.

Am not.

Are 2.

Fine, then LONG.

You don't want a long, long, long dress?

Do whatever you want for your little "wedding".

You mean BIG wedding. My fantasy wedding has always been big.

OK?

Unless u want it 2 be little???

Y don't u talk 2 Nate about this?

Because I'm not marrying Nate.

Well, you aren't marrying me for another five years.

So, how many kids do you want?

R u kidding me?

ThatWhat?

We're 17!!!!!!!!!!!

PLANNING AHEAD.

Y don't we just focus on now.

Fine.

Fine.

So what do u want for lunch tomorrow?

That's the future.

R u kidding? That's 2morrow!

Still future.

Fine.

Fine.

So why were u fixing ur hair?

That's the past.

SO????

Let's talk about now.

Fine.

Fine.

(innocentpopgirl41 has logged off)

Fine, be that way.

(hotrockstar223 has logged off)


Wasn't that stupid? Applaud me for this piece of crap I wrote! Lol. I was bored. PS: have u seen the music video to Katy Perry's Hot n' Cold? It's hilarious in my opinion.