I own nothing but my own ideas. Enjoy!


Anti-material rifle- that one rifle that is really fun to blow people's heads off with

Benny- that one guy who shot me in the head, so I slept with him

Caesar- that one really sexist guy, who has an army of sexist men

Deathclaws- that one creature that is an offspring of the devil himself

ED-E- the adorable robot that was so much better in the Divide

Fisto-that one robot that is programmed to please

Gun runners- that one group of people that never run guns but instead have a robot sell them but that doesn't make any sense how he never runs out because no one can get into the place that the robot sells them, also how do I sell him things if there is no way for him to get the items

H&H Nail Gun- that one weapon that not only can you use it as a gun but you can also fix a roof with it

Implants- that one thing that increases your intelligence not cup size(they should make those in real life)

Jonan- that one lady who you can sleep with then tell her that her boyfriend still loves her and wants her to escape to meet him again

Kings- that one group of guys that don't really care if a girl joins an all men organization

Lonesome road- that one road you must walk alone with an eyebot

Mr. House- that one guy who has a strange addiction to snow globes and for some reason can't ask his army of robots to go get them so I don't have to

Novac-that one place that has an awesome mutated lizard that sadly doesn't come to life and blow fire

Outpost 188- that one overpass that I never have been underneath

Pew pew- that one gun with one of the best names in the game

Quarry junction- that one place I feel no need whatsoever to visit

Raul- that one guy I finally found 230 hours into the game

Swank- that one guy who gave me caps which I bought Jet with

That gun- that one gun that has the best name in the game

Ulysses- that one guy you want to hate but can't help to love

Veronica- that one girl who I traversed the wastes with

Westside- that one side that sadly does not have a northern counterpart

Xander root- that one root that is worth nothing to vendors but is actually incredibly helpful for creating healing products

Yao guai- that one animal you shouldn't feed

Zion- that one place where there is rain actually non-acidic rain


It's finished, took kinda longer than I wanted but hey at least I did it. So recently I got the Fallout trilogy pack with 1,2, and tactics so if anyone likes this one and the Fallout 3 one I may start working on those. Thanks for reading, please comment, and if you'd like PM me, with suggestions or whatever else. I hope you enjoyed it; I surely enjoyed writing it, and once more thanks. :)

Warning: This is just my own opinion, so don't take anything personally. If you have your own opinion feel free to share it with me or better yet write one of your own(they are super fun). If you do end up writing on please send me the link through PM I would love to see your work and what you have to say.

P.S. This is the old version, so if you're looking for the new, updated version, it's chapter 2.