(Sorry for the blurriness and bad writing, I wrote this like one month ago when it was like one at night, I promise it gets better!)
Description: Sonny still has feelings for Chad. She denies it when asked, however it is expressed. Tawni has noticed this and come up with a sketch idea. Meanwhile Chad has entered a moody state of being.
First Scene is in the prophouse. Catchy beat plays
Nico: So a girl is advertising a product her ex hates, the ex turns the TV on, sees the commercial and throws something at the screen!
Grady: It needs some work but so does my idea. Five friends discover a time machine and it takes the-
Tawni: (Shakes head in annoyance) NO MORE TIME MACHINES! Okay, so I have this idea for a sketch that will be better than ALL of yours! Everything I do is better than everyone! (Flips hair)
Nico: Let me guess, it's about a girl who falls in love with a discontinued lipstick brand. (Bored expression on his face)
Tawni: I'll have to write that down! Also... I was going to give you the lead but I'm not so sure I should now!
Nico: (suddenly happy) Oh go o-
Grady: Why does he always get the lead? I want to star in something for once! Why is it ALWAYS NICO?!
Tawni: Calm down! Actually, my main character is always throwing diva fits! Grady the role is officially yours.
Grady: Sweet! In your face, Nico!
Nico: What's the sketch about anyway?
Zora pops out of sarcophagus
Zora: Whatever it's about, it's going to be L-A-M-E
Zora: Do your crazy, teenage brains know what word that is! (Snickers)
Tawni: It spells lame which is something this sketch is definitely NOT! I'm willing to bet that even you will like this sketch Zora!
Grady: I wouldn't bet on it. You can bet that I will be buying some gouda cheese though!
Nico: Gouda is deeelicious! What's the sketch about!
Tawni: It's basically a retelling of-
Grady: Narnia
Tawni: No!
(They turn to face Nico)
Nico: (Notices Tawni, Zora and Grady looking at him) I'm still thinking! Is it a retelling of the history of Granny Slam!
Tawni: No but that sketch is amazing! My sketch is wayyyyy better! I'm more amazing than both by gazillions though! (Smiling)
Zora: (Peeks at Tawni's notebook and gasps)
Zora: Why did you make a sketch based on them?
Nico: Who's them?
Tawni: Well, the sketch is a retelling about S-
Sonny: Hey guys!
Everyone except Sonny: Hey Sonny!
Theme song plays
Catchy music plays again. Scene two is in prophouse.
Sonny: (Sits down next to Tawni) Oooo what's going on in here (smiles)
Tawni: We were just discussing how pretty I am!
Zora: (sarcastically) Oh, yes, we were fawning over Tawni's heavenly beauty!
Tawni: Thanks Zora!
Zora: I was being sarcastic, you idiot!
Tawni: (Tone turns bitter) Well then.
Sonny: (Raises eyebrows and changes topic) Anyways, what were you really talking about!
Grady:We were talking about Gouda cheese (excitedly) and thinking of new sketches (seriously).
Sonny: (Smiles widely and gives Grady a hug).
Grady: (In between breaths) Can't breathe. Let go.
Sonny: (Releases Grady) Oh, thank you so much Grady! You just gave me an awesome sketch idea!
Zora: This one is probably going to be lame too. (Sighs)
Tawni: I agree
Sonny: A little more support would be nice! The sketch will be about the cheeses' feelings about life as cheese. It will be going through the life stages of cheese including being swallowed. Two of us will be portraying kids. Two will be cheese. One of us will be a parent. Make your pick starting now.
Sonny: Kids
Nico: It
Zora: it
Grady: I-oh darn IT!
Sonny: Cheese
Sonny: It
Tawni: Can I customize my costume? (Filing her nails)
Sonny: Sure!
Tawni: (claps) Yayyyyyyyy! It. A sparkling it.
Sonny: That leaves Grady as a parent!
Everyone but Grady: (Laughing)
One minute later
Grady: Cut IT out!
Sonny: (Stops laughing) All that laughing made me hungry! Hungry for some Fro-Yo!
Tawni: I'll have something pink! And low-fat.
Zora: Give me something...different!
Nico: Cookies and Cream!
Grady: Peanut Butter!
Sonny: This reminds me of when it was still my first week here! (Smiles!)
Zora: Remember when we beat the enemy at musical chairs!
Everyone starts laughing!
Tawni: Thanks to Pooper for caring. Ha. (Imitating Chad with a serious face) That looks serious. We're going to need to take you to a doctor.
Everyone but Sonny laughs.
Sonny: (Perks up) Well see ya!
Everyone: See ya Sonny!
Two minutes of commercials
Scene Changes to Cafeteria.
Sonny: (Quietly singing while filling up Fro-Yo cup) Tell me what to do ooo about you.
Chad: (Grabs a cup and fills with cotton candy Frozen Yogurt)
Sonny: (Notices Chad) Hey! You better not steal that this time!
Chad: Relax,Sonny. The first time we met was rather rushed! Sorry about that. Here you go. (Hands Sonny the Fro-Yo)
Sonny: It's pink! That's Tawni's order! How did you remember?
Chad: I know that one of your cast mates is Tawni Hart. She's always wearing pink.
Sonny and Chad both continue to fill up the rest of the cups.
Sonny: I didn't think I'd ever say this again but thanks Chad! (Smiles at him)
Chad: (Smiles back) Anything for m'lady! (Puts his arm around her shoulders).
Sonny: (Pushes his arm away) I will never be your lady again (frowns)
Chad: (Sadly) I'm sorry. It was the stupidest mistake I've made in my WHOLE life. I'd rather let my character DIE then never be your man again. The recount was a complete act of idiocy. I'm sorry.
Sonny: You've been forgiven but sorry won't help you in other ways. (Looks straight in his eyes) You, Chad Christopher Dylan Cooper have committed a bad act that have scarred billions WORLDWIDE. All of those Channy and So Random fans have been hurt.
Chad: (Sighs sadly) I know. People are sending me tons of hate mail. (Hopefully looks at Sonny) You're still m'friend, though, right.
Sonny: I'm just a friend, not your m'friend.
Chad: I can barely live with that. So how's life at Chuckle City?
Sonny: (Smiles) It's great but would've been MUCH better with lobster and bananas foster!
Chad: (Shakes his head and smiles) If you want some, you can just ask!
Sonny:Really, Chad, really! (Smiles wide)
Chad: Really!
Sonny: Good
Chad: Good
Sonny: Fine
Chad: Fine
Sonny: Good
Chad: Good
Sonny: So are we good (steps closer to Chad)
Chad: (takes one step toward Sonny and they're now standing centimeters apart)
Oh we're so good and by the way your breath doesn't smell like ham today. (Winks at Sonny and walks out of cafeteria)
Sonny: (Smiling at Chad) He's so drea-, snap out of it! (Looks where Fro-Yo was) Oh no! Ugh! Chad probably took it away...again. Darn my naïveté!
Two minutes of commercials
catchy music
Scene changes back to prophouse
Zora: Tawni ELIZABETH Hart, why on Planet X, do you want to write a sketch about two people breaking up!
Tawni: Stop interru-
Nico: It'll be super sappy and none of our viewers want ANYTHING sappy!
Tawni-Li-
Grady: Mackenzie Falls is what people watch to see sad, boring stuff!
Tawni: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST SHUT YOUR IMPERFECT YAPS FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME, TAWNI HART!
Zora: Okay
Grady: (Gulps in fear) Yes
Nico: (Just nods)
Tawni: Good. Now the reas-
Chad enters the prophouse with frozen yogurt perfectly intact.
Chad: Hello Randoms! (Puts tray of fro-yo on the table and plops down in the center of the couch).
Nico: Hello Chip Dipper.
Grady: Where's Sonny and what did you do to our Fro-Yo!?
Chad: I did nothing to your frozen yogurt! Sonny was too busy staring at me, she forgot about the yogurt! I remembered and thought I should be the delivery man.
Zora: You're 17! You're still a boy!
So Random cast laughs
Chad: Haha. Very funny! You're not even a teen yet!
Zora: I don't care! Being 12 is awesome! Are you sure they're not poisoned?
Chad: Positive
Tawni, Grady, Zora and Nico: PROVE IT!
Chad: (Smiles) Fine!
(He takes a bite out of all of the frozen yogurt)
Chad: It's not poisoned at all!
Tawni: (Glares at Chad) Alright but if it is poisoned, than my nails (she held a long fingernail up) will tear you into tiny little pieces!
Zora: Oh, and we have Bernie! (pointed towards a cage where a snake was peacefully sleeping).
Chad: (gulped in fear)
Scene 5: At the Falls (Stage 2)
Sonny: (Running into the set) Has (pant) anyone seen (pant) Chad?
Bart: No, he hasn't been on the set since 10:32 AM
Sonny: Thank you, Bart?
Bart: That's right! Also Chad misses you very much, he's been making us write sad scenes and it's well...sad.
Sonny: (Standing up a bit straighter) I am well aware of Chad's feelings but what he did was intolerable!
Bart: Ordering a recount was a horrible decision! I agree with you but he really does love you, Sonny.
Sonny: (Frowns) You're right as well. Bye Bart!
Bart: Bye Sonny!
Sonny walks out of Stage 2 and heads to Stage 3.
Sonny: He did order the recount because I was uncomfortable (sighs), I should've just kept my feelings to myself.
Two minutes of commercials
