How
do they do it???
Note: This commercial has been brought to you by Nurannoniel and the cast of
the (Former) Poke-U-Man Battle Arena. (My [old] website.
I use my character's name in this fic just because that's where I originally
was going to post this. So just because it isn't Nurannoniel
whose hosting, it doesn't mean it's not me.) This commercial is based on
the RiD episode where the Decepticons all those
construction sites to get revenge on the Build Team for ticking them off. My
expertise is in BW; don't ask me what the episode title was.
Action!
Sailorbored: *cough cough*
How do I look?
Camera Guy: Perfect, now start the commercial!
Sailorbored: Okay! Hello everyone, and welcome to the
first edition of, "How Do They Do It?"; brought to you by the Poke-U-Man Battle Arena. Our commercial is
on how the RiD Decepticons make it around the world
faster than the Autobots do. Roll the film!
*Cut to Autobot HQ*
TAI: Optimus! The Decepticons are attacking a construction site in sector A... No N... Now G! ARG! They're
everywhere!
Optimus: How do they get around so fast? We're the ones with the spacebridge
thingy!
*Cut to Megatron*
Megatron: *Holding up a black rubber circle* We use
Acme Wormholes! *Cheesy big wink* For getting where
you want to before your enemies do!
All Predacons & Decepticons: *Jump into a Wormhole just as the Autobot
Brothers arrive*
Sideburn: Darn! They used the Acme Wormhole again! We'll never catch them like
this!
Sky byte: *Floating in space with the Decepticons and Predacons* We use the Acme Wormhole, why shouldn't you?
All: *Singing* Aaaacmeeee!!
*Cut to studio*
Sailorbored: Wasn't that wonderful everyone? Have a
nice day! And DON'T FORGET TO BUY ACME WORMHOLES TODAY!
CG: Aaaand We're clear! That's
a wrap everyone.
Sailorbored: Thank Primus, that was pathetic!
First fic I've posted, please respond!
