Disclaimer: I don't own CB, I'm not making money from it. I'm just a good-
natured fan.
A/N: This is my attempt at humor. It's my first Bebop fan fiction, so please review-and be gentle!
Hello computer people, Ein here! Now, the crew of the Bebop have entrusted me with many secrets over time. Quite frankly, I'm tired of always being the good little dog that I am (always rescuing the humans from the stupid predicaments that they are always getting themselves into) and, for your amusement and mine, I am going to share a few of the well-kept secrets of the Bebop crew.
Jet
~ When nobody is around, Jet enjoys singing show tunes. Especially to his Bonsai trees.
~ He often pretends to be out of beef, but is actually hiding it and keeping it for himself.
~ He sometimes deliberately puts off fixing the shower just to make Faye mad.
~ He secretly loved Ed's mushrooms and wants more.
Faye
~ She once dated a ninety-six year old man because he was rich.
~ She often steals from Spike and Jet. Wait a minute, that's not a secret is it?
~ Faye secretly loves dogs ("Ein, what a cute little doggy woggy!")
~ Once she got drunk and made out with Spike.
Spike
~Spike spends two hours every morning trying to make his hair as pouffy as possible.
~ Contrary to popular belief, Spike actually owns only the one suit, not a lot of suits that look alike.
~ He has a secret crush on Faye (shhh!)
~ Spike occasionally gets male manicures.
Ed
~ As good as she is with computers, Ed often needs the assistance of a certain charmingly brilliant corgi.
~ Every day, Ed puts two pink dots on her cheeks (using make-up stolen from Faye, of course) because she thinks they make her look cute and sweet.
~Ed is 13 and still talks baby talk. Okay, I know that's not a secret, but I thought it was worth mentioning.
People can always trust their pets with their secrets, but the people I live with really need to learn that I'm not an ordinary pet! Goodbye (for now. . .)!
A/N: Please review, but don't be too harsh! If I get enough (good) reviews, I'll think about creating another chapter-if I can think of enough new secrets! If anyone's got any ideas of suggestions, please review and tell me. Thanks!
A/N: This is my attempt at humor. It's my first Bebop fan fiction, so please review-and be gentle!
Hello computer people, Ein here! Now, the crew of the Bebop have entrusted me with many secrets over time. Quite frankly, I'm tired of always being the good little dog that I am (always rescuing the humans from the stupid predicaments that they are always getting themselves into) and, for your amusement and mine, I am going to share a few of the well-kept secrets of the Bebop crew.
Jet
~ When nobody is around, Jet enjoys singing show tunes. Especially to his Bonsai trees.
~ He often pretends to be out of beef, but is actually hiding it and keeping it for himself.
~ He sometimes deliberately puts off fixing the shower just to make Faye mad.
~ He secretly loved Ed's mushrooms and wants more.
Faye
~ She once dated a ninety-six year old man because he was rich.
~ She often steals from Spike and Jet. Wait a minute, that's not a secret is it?
~ Faye secretly loves dogs ("Ein, what a cute little doggy woggy!")
~ Once she got drunk and made out with Spike.
Spike
~Spike spends two hours every morning trying to make his hair as pouffy as possible.
~ Contrary to popular belief, Spike actually owns only the one suit, not a lot of suits that look alike.
~ He has a secret crush on Faye (shhh!)
~ Spike occasionally gets male manicures.
Ed
~ As good as she is with computers, Ed often needs the assistance of a certain charmingly brilliant corgi.
~ Every day, Ed puts two pink dots on her cheeks (using make-up stolen from Faye, of course) because she thinks they make her look cute and sweet.
~Ed is 13 and still talks baby talk. Okay, I know that's not a secret, but I thought it was worth mentioning.
People can always trust their pets with their secrets, but the people I live with really need to learn that I'm not an ordinary pet! Goodbye (for now. . .)!
A/N: Please review, but don't be too harsh! If I get enough (good) reviews, I'll think about creating another chapter-if I can think of enough new secrets! If anyone's got any ideas of suggestions, please review and tell me. Thanks!
