Oh, Bernadette

Oh, Bernadette,

Please play my clarinet!

Slowly blowing,

Always blowing,

'Till the end of time.

Oh, Bernadette,

Please, please don't be upset!

Howard simply,

Hates you dearly,

But, Bernie, I am here.

Oh, Bernadette,

I'll always be your pet!

Gently walking,

Always walking,

Side by side with you.

Oh, Bernadette,

My heart is truly set!

Never will I,

Ever will I,

Leave your wounded side.

Oh, Bernadette,

I truly am your vet!

Helping you and,

Mending you,

So you don't have to cry.

Oh, Bernadette,

You truly mustn't fret!

I'll be here,

Coming near,

To love you all my life.

Oh, Bernadette,

Please play my clarinet!

Slowly blowing,

Always blowing,

Always.

Always ..

Always…