-1"I just can't believe he… he's actually…" my words got all choked out in the back of my throat, drowned out my tears. George put his arm around me. I thought he was about to say something, but a voice like his interrupted.
"George, get away from my girlfriend!"
We all looked up to see- Fred.
"Fred!" yelled all the female voices around the fire. George looked frozen in shock. Before anyone else could, I had my arms around him.
"I thought you were…" "Dead?" he finished. "See it's a long story." He pushed me down into the nearest chair and sat down by the fire.
"See, this bitch JK Rowling has an influence on our lives. Uncle Gideon told me this."
"You saw Uncle-"
"Shut up Ron. Anyway, she tried to write me off! I wasn't going to go along with it and be dead. I'm NINETEEN! Honestly. Then I get REALLY mad when I find out she has George marry Angelina-"
"WHAT?!??!?!?" me and George yelled in unison. I would honestly NEVER look at him that way. George is a brother to me. Eew. Rowling WAS a crazy bitch.
So I look at Fred. My Fred, not up for grabs Rowling. You'll just take him and kill him. I'll take him and love him instead.
"I know! How messed up is that? But anyway, I asked him if I could come back, and he told me I had the choice. So I came back."
"That sounds too simple…" Hermione of course.
"I basically did that." Harry Pointed out.
"Yeah, I asked how and Uncle Gideon said that fictional characters could do whatever they wanted. Everyone who wanted to come back came back. Lupin and Tonks headed back to Teddy just now. Colin went to find his brother to tell him how awesome dying and coming back to life was. Everyone else went their separate ways."
"Cool. Now lets go get that Rowling woman and give her a piece of the lovely pranking/revenge talent she's given us." smirked George.
"Yeah, bro, but sorry, your ear told me it didn't want to come back."
"No way, I would have heard that!" George yelled. We all laughed. "Now what's any ideas going through the shared mind of the Weasley twins?"
"I've been back for twenty minutes, and already you're poking fun of me." Fred smiled at me. MY Fred.
So if you must know what happened after that, here it is: the modifications to that Weasley family tree you all love so much. Me married to Fred and our three kids, Isabelle, Jared, and Gwen. George married Alicia, two kids: Arielle (Ari for short as she insists) and Valerie.
Ron is still a git (had to say that). Me and my sister in laws, especially me and Ginny, laugh at Fleur and will forever be annoyed by her. A little family stuff you might be wondering about.
Well I'd better go see what Fred and Jared are up to, they've been WAAAAY more quiet than normal. Oh! And one more thing. Rowling won't be writing any more books about us. We made sure of that.
Laughing evilly- I mean triumphantly- I lay down my pen for now,
Angelina Weasley
